Recent reviews by Der Verrückte Hofnarr

Press E to enter surgical murder status with sniper scope to face. Press E to enter mega murder status with a secondary weapon in your hands. Press E to destroy most brains with one bullet with pistol in hand. Press E to use your hands to fold tattered Nazi uniforms with undead Nazis still in them.

Press E to kill Zombie Hitler to save the day. (DISCLAIMER: You do not actually get to press E to perform any kind of action to kill Zombie Hitler, he dies in another fashion which is pretty cool)

Also don't buy any of the extra campaigns while the game is open and then try to start said campaign, the game will simply load nothing and you have to use Task Manager to close the game.

Another nitpick is how four or so of the guns you have to pay for were just there in the previous three games and that's just pure doggy doo. However the first season pass is free so you get those guns for free, which *kinda* makes it better.

Is fun though, consider buying if you have money to burn or get it on deal. Definitely do not buy all the guns, or all the skins as most of them are also just trash.

I personally felt it was worth the pre-order price as this game was amazing. Everyone's opinion on that is different and it does suck that Deep Silver did a last minute switch.

The story was great, keeping in line with the player's actions having lasting effects. The addition of weapon maintenance added to the challenge, making the player think more about how to approach enemies and put more emphasis on the use of throwables, including throwing knives. The new enemies and factions introduced is fairly refreshing as one would expect.

The only big downside I've seen is that the game is fairly demanding in order to play it without a hitch and would require the best computer to play and not have the game lag or choke. Another being able to interact with a few locked or blocked doors with objects in front of them and getting stuck inside of said objects after. That said, my experience has been largely bug free as I haven't seen any other glitches that could ruin the experience.

I still give this a 10/10 despite the requirements being very high and the glitch with doors and objects in front of 'em. Very top tier experience in my eyes and would definitely recommend people get it when it returns to Steam.

The scafolding is fun. The lines are fun. Having one of my friends ♥♥♥♥♥ and whine about "all the DLC for Fallout 4 being purely workshop stuff" was fun to listen to. Telling him I had fun with the scafolding was fun. He got mad, I had a good time. :EvilGrin:

There's shootin' dudes, body slamming dudes, cutting dudes, slashing dudes, blowing up dudes, burning dudes. Then there's shootin' dudes, body slamming dudes, cutting dudes, slashing dudes, blowing up dudes, burning dudes while avoiding being shot by dudes, body slammed by dudes, cut by dudes, slashed by dudes, blown up by dudes and burnt by dudes in some really frantic action involving shootin' dudes, body slamming dudes, cutting dudes, slashing dudes, blowing up dudes, burning dudes. That's a hella lotta crap to do for a dude, dude.

In all seriousness, great stress reliever, very detailed, excellent environments, very challening. For those looking for isometric shooters with a challenge or just overall wanting more violent games, buy this or miss out.

More hardcore than the second game. Smokers wring you out rather quickly, hunters jump you like that one guy jumped you in the alley for your wallet, boomers paint you and your friends so you're all matching colors and attract all the fans. Witches also cut you up so bad, that you wish they didn't cut you up so bad.

TREADMILLS! CARS! G-2 Companion Bot! SWEET, SWEET GOATS! BIKES! DEADMAU5! SKATEBOARDS! MMO! GOATS! BAAA!! ♥♥♥♥ THE POLICE! LOOK MA I CAN FLY! WHAT IS OUT OF MAP! GOATS! TRAMPOLINES! PENIS SHAPED FOODS!
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Best ten bucks I've ever wasted in my entire life MAH BOI

Dead bodies walking. Not dead bodies running. Not bodies emitting projectiles known as bullets. Suddenly, dead bodies walking are dead bodies even more dead, with missing limbs. A gorefest to behold indeed, a must have for your hacking, slashing, bashing, gutting, blasting and shooting needs. Also highly modifiable.