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So, as you could imply from the title, during my teenage years I was an awkward, lonely guy with few friends, most of them nerdy and awkward like myself. I was a late bloomer in relationships, and until I was 19 I never really even had much contact with the opposite sex in a romantic context. I lost my virginity to her as well, when I was 20 I think, as I tried to kill myself and when I left psych ward she remarked it would be a pity that I die a virgin, and that she could put an end to that.
It did ♥♥♥♥ me up, but unfortunately I love heroin, because I am a very sexual and horny guy, to the point it's often very uncomfortable. I've also had some casual flings, usually drug fueled. Meth made me temporarily gay, too.
Thanks heroin!
Do NOT jerk your meat on December 28, 2024, on a SATURDAY. If you do, thats when your spleen is developing, and it will cause SERIOUS issues to your body, leading to cerebral palsy and other disorders. This also includes death. If you don't believe me, don't pass it on, but this happened to my friend, and they died 5 minutes later. Sorry i had to share this, its not fake, search it up on SpiceWeb. Do not take the risk, share it.
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