Welcome I have no idea why your retarded enough to actually be reading this, but you done ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.....also things to expect from me VVV

A. I am extremely autistic according to everyone on the internet

B. I have severe childhood issues as my mother was gang banged by every xbox kid who I pissed off

C. I am a fan of csgo and am complete trash

D. I have no idea what a narwhal is (seriously is IT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SEA UNICORN OR A MAMMALE IT CAN'T BE BOTH)

E. My favorite number is 26.... no reason at all

F. I once beat up an elderly midget while flipping off a turtle while high on air duster....... and meth...... and molly......... coke............a cola.... and crack

G. My real name is Mike Thik Shaf

V. I don't correctly now the alphabet

I. I don't respect any one who says rubbish instead of garbage

J. My father is Dat Boi

K. I'm from Sweden, new mexico

L. WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE JUST FRIEND ME ALREADY