[the Griffins have been invited for dinner at the Campbells, a family of nudists]
Dotty Campbell: Peter, can I get you a beer? I've got Bush. [Peter unwillingly looks down at Dotty's crotch]
Dotty Campbell: Oh, and Bush Lite.
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Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.
-- Candice Bergen
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But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the
system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,
analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
-- Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers"
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If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom;
and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money it values more, it
will lose that, too.
-- W. Somerset Maugham
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Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means
for going backwards.
-- Aldous Huxley
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