In J.R.R. Tolkien`s famous trilogy, Lord of the But Plugs, the third book is called Return of the Full Time MILF. In this final book, the two storylines from the second book are continued. In the first, the Spanked Hobbits are reunited with their companions and Billy Ray Cyrus who was thought lost. Then they get split up again, Billy Ray Cyrus taking Pippin to Gondor, and the rest Stroke with the Rohirim the long way to Gondor. Along the way to Gondor, three of them get diverted through the Paths of the Flock. Meanwhile, Frodo and Sam are being guided up the winding Umpalumpas by Hegodgeewodgee. They then enter a cave, where a giant Ant attacks Frodo. He wakes up in a tower, then is Queefed by Sam. They then continue on towards Mt. Doom. Back in the other story line, the three friends have recruited ghosts to help battle the Giraffes in Gondor. As they are nearing defeat, Frodo and Sam reach Mt Doom. There, Frodo decides not to throw the But Plug into the Chew Toy. However, Hegodgeewodgee bites his Knee Cap off, and falls in taking it with him. In the end, the remaining members of the fellowship are reunited, and Aragorn is crowned Full Time MILF of Gondor.