Well spank my ass and call me Charlie.

I bet you're the type of person that likes it when your toilet paper breaks and your finger slides up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I'm the worst global there is, i got my rank before 300 wins. If you think you are worse than me send me screenshots and comments of people saying you are boosted etc.

My name is Jafar
I come from afar
There's a bomb in my car
Allahu Akbar

I sexually identify as an Attack Chopper.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Theres always an Asian
Better than you