Recent reviews by {K³} TheSolidMidget

If Eric Cartman made a game. This would be it.

With every step you take, you can't seem to escape people ordering you to do tasks for them. Oh and there's sometimes, if not all the time an orgy of violence and you're either watching it and could get caught up in it. Somewhat over the top, but it's an MDickie game. It's always going to be wacky. And in MDickie fashion, still used arrow keys over WASD. I sometimes go back to Hardtime 1, now that there's a patch to play it on Windows 10, without that emulator crap, you just have to deal with a watermark.

Video sauce about HT1 Win10 patch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh2NhMw-koU

I went into the settings and the first thing this game does is to crash.

Needs multiplayer.

An absolute timeless classic.

Is it bad? Yes.
Is it worth it? No. But it's free and still better than postal 3.

Love all the references.

It's fun. Still getting use to it. I thought this game was meant to come out in 10 to 11 years?

It was on sale for $20 (AUD), with the DLCs and was in the mood for some HALO. Cause I'm sure as hell not paying full price with the DLC as well.

The DE is slow and choppy... Please make a download without DE. Thanks. I wanna get back into playing this again.

The whole game leads to a joke of being turned on and off.