i agree

this is the biggest friend request red flag i've ever seen

you've been lied to by the media, as usual. falling for the most obvious tricks ever haha! i expected as much haha! i am no gamer, dont be fooled. but i have to say i support gamers and all their rights and causes and stuff, many of my friends are gamers in fact. i am, however, a woman, you are correct in your assessment in that regard. -rep for being a fool

What is this? What am I looking at here? Is this for real? Are the rumors true? Is it even POSSIBLE? I don't believe my eyes my sense betray me, I just c ant believe what is before me. The gods could ascend from the very heavens and speak to me, face to face and tell me the facts but i simply would not believe them. This is a momentous day, the greatest in world history, at least to me. Nothing even comes close. This user.... I can't believe I'm seriously typing this, it doesn't seem real but this user.... this user is... a girl... AND a gamer.....

i thought i knew this user. i really did. i thought we were close and all that. all the hours we spent sending people malicious software through VRchat i even thought we were FRIENDS. but no. I was never more wrong. I met this user irl and found out they're a crazed lunatic who gets a SICK KICK out of picking up random toddlers off the street and dangling them by their ankles while yelling "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." this user is a sick psychopathic freak and frankly? just being frank here? i dont trust em! good @ tf2 though +rep!

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I, an atheist, accidentally said “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”

You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the “g” word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I don’t like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”. Please guys it wasn’t me, I didn’t mean it. I’m very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if I’m secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated.

Best regards,

-an atheist(?)

Jayden (2 M), Oliver (2 M), Carter (2 M), Sebastian (2 M), Joseph (2 M), David (2 M), Gabriel (2 M), Julian (2 M), Jackson (2 M), Anthony (2 M), Dylan (2 M), Wyatt (2 M), Grayson (2 M), Isaiah (2 M), Christopher (2 M), and Joshua (2 M). I saved Henry (2 M), because he (2 M) was my favorite child. I thought that he could be raised by wolves while i (237,624 M) played Fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) inside my house. While outside, I (237,624 M) dropped him (2 M) on the pavement and he (2 M) died. So Reddit, AITA I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for killing my whole family?

Ok Reddit, so I (237,624 M) and my wife (6 F) got into a bit of an argument about Fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) on my (237,624 M) Xbox One X (released 2017). She (6F) wanted to play fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) on my (237,624 M) Xbox One X (released 2017) even though she (6 F) has a PS4 (released 2013), which I (237,624 M) destroyed. I (237,624 M) said no. She (6 F) hit me. So naturally, I grabbed my Unholy Hellbringer (crafted 200,000 years ago in Neptune’s core by demons), and killed her. I also killed our 32 of our boys, being Liam (2 M), Noah (2 M), Elijah (2 M), Logan (2 M), Mason (2 M), James (2 M), Aiden (2 M), Ethan (2 M), Lucas (2 M), Jacob (2 M), Michael (2 M), Matthew (2 M), Benjamin (2 M), Alexander (2 M), William (2 M), Daniel (2 M),

He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about.

She turned around as red as Mars (in both senses) and told me to ♥♥♥♥ off. I was shocked. I've never had a woman react like that about my word choice. Most are titillated, not ticked. My friend insisted that she just felt embarrassed because she didn't know the definition so she lashed out, and I'm inclined to agree with that.

But I'm still worried that it my vocabulary may be more off-putting than I initially thought. I don't want to ascribe the reaction of a single woman on the street too much consequence, that would be silly of me. But I am worried that because of my quick tongue I may indeed be the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in this situation. Am I?

AITA for calling a woman pulchritudinous?

My vocabulary is quite frankly gargantuan. I'm not pretentious. I don't try to use big words to look educated. It just happens.

The problem is that the only thing bigger than my vocabulary is my appetite for the fairer sex. I regularly compliment women when I pass them on the street but I of course always do so in a polite, courteous and sensual manner. They almost always respond positively.

Yesterday I was walking with a colleague of mine when I passed a woman who rivaled Aphrodite. It pained me that the rest of her undoubtedly luscious lips and assuredly earth-shattering smile were obscured by a mask. She walked by and I couldn't help but mutter "Simply pulchritudinous."

My son is 13, recently I've bought him a body pillow of a cartoon he liked and I've noticed he made a hole in it, does this mean he doesn't like the pillow? Should I buy him a new one?

Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl. Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

My name's Joe Biden I'm a democratic candidate for the United States senate and it get hot, I got lotta, I got hairy legs... that, that turn... that, that, that, that, that, that, that that turn... uh uh umm...blonde, in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool... and rub my legs down. So [???] and then watch the hair come back up again they look at. So I learned about roaches -- and I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap. A HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION PEOPLE have been killed since 2007 when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturers from liability. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids... We choose SCIENCE over FICTION. We choose TRUTH over FACTS.

Don't trust this person. I saw this guy take a family of four and shove them in front of a moving train. The train had a picture of minion on it so it made me a little horny and when the family got splattered the shock and horniness in my brain got cross wired and now i am attracted to horrible murders.This man ruined my life forever i can no longer get a job or a beautiful wife or a beautiful children or a white picket fence or a two story house with a little mutt or big green bush. Please report this low life bottom feeding SCOUNDREL to the authorities! Thank you for reading :)

CRISPY MONKEY?!?!?!?

I watched this man get banned from Malaysia, after slamming a pig in a pillow case against the wall. Then proceeding to nae nae harder than I had previously thought to be possible, facing an entire orphanage leading to them melting from the inside out. Later he used the orphan meat to construct a dragon, then rampaging across the lands until being taken hostage by a gang of American business men.

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smaragdine - adjective [smuh-RAG-din]
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smaragdine - adjective [smuh-RAG-din]
1. emerald-green in color.
2. of or relating to emeralds

CRISPY MONKEY?!?!?!?

CRISPY MONKEY?!?!?!?

CRISPY MONKEY?!?!?!?

CRISPY MONKEY?!?!?!?

CRISPY MONKEY?!?!?!?

CRISPY MONKEY?!?!?!?

CRISPY MONKEY?!?!?!?

Fire ooooooo like crispy like Ja'crispy ooooo fire

did u choose the ugliest pfp border on purpose

Fire ooooooo like crispy like Ja'crispy ooooo fire

did u choose the ugliest pfp border on purpose

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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1. emerald-green in color.
2. of or relating to emeralds

smaragdine - adjective [smuh-RAG-din]
1. emerald-green in color.
2. of or relating to emeralds

smaragdine - adjective [smuh-RAG-din]
1. emerald-green in color.
2. of or relating to emeralds

smaragdine - adjective [smuh-RAG-din]
1. emerald-green in color.
2. of or relating to emeralds

smaragdine - adjective [smuh-RAG-din]
1. emerald-green in color.
2. of or relating to emeralds

smaragdine - adjective [smuh-RAG-din]
1. emerald-green in color.
2. of or relating to emeralds

smaragdine - adjective [smuh-RAG-din]
1. emerald-green in color.
2. of or relating to emeralds

smaragdine - adjective [smuh-RAG-din]
1. emerald-green in color.
2. of or relating to emeralds

smaragdine - adjective [smuh-RAG-din]
1. emerald-green in color.
2. of or relating to emeralds

smaragdine - adjective [smuh-RAG-din]
1. emerald-green in color.
2. of or relating to emeralds

smaragdine - adjective [smuh-RAG-din]
1. emerald-green in color.
2. of or relating to emeralds

smaragdine - adjective [smuh-RAG-din]
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