"Murder Bells" by Mr.Guv'nor

Dashing through the snow
In a M1 Abrams tank
O'er the fields we go
Bombing all the way
Bombs on howitzers
Making terrorists fright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A murder song tonight!

[Chorus]
Oh! Murder bells, Murder bells
Murder all the way
Oh, what fun it is to and kill
In a M1 Abrams Tank
Murder Bells, murder bells
Murder all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride and kill
In a M1 Abrams tank

A day or two ago
I thought I'd bomb Afghanistan
And soon, Miss Laura Bush
Was seated by my side
The Beast was big and bulky
Misfortune seemed his lot
Then we hit the ground
And yelled get the flamethrowers!

Hey, murder bells, murder bells
Murder all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride and kill
In a M1 Abrams tank, hey
Murder bells, murder bells
Murder all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride and kill
In a M1 Abrams tank!

A day or two ago
I thought bomb Iraq
I went out on the sand
And on my back I fell
A brit was riding by
In a Challenger
He laughed as there I sprawling lie
But quickly drove away

[Chorus]
Murder bells, murder bells
Murder all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride and kill
In a M1 Abrams tank, hey
Murder bells, murder bells
Murder all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride and kill
In a M1 Abrams tank
Now the ground is black
Go it while you're young
Take a hooker from the street
And sing this murder song
Jump on a Humvee
And hit the speed of sound
Hitch him to an open sleigh
And crack, you'll take the lead

[Chorus]
Murder bells, murder bells
Murder all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a M1 Abrams Tank, hey
Muder bells, murder bells
Murder all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride and kill
In a M1 Abrams tank


"All I want for Revenge" by Mr. Guv'nor

I don't want a lot for Revenge
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the Bombers underneath our airfield hangars
I want Iraq for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Revenge is you
Yeah
I don't want a lot for Revenge
There is just one thing I need (and I)
Don't care about the bombers underneath our airfield hangars
I don't need to hang my rifles there upon the armory
♥♥♥♥ Cheney won't make me happy with a dead man on my porch
I just want you for torture
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Revenge is you
You, traitor
Oh, I won't ask for much this invasion
I won't even wish for WMD's (and I)
I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the missile glow
I won't make a list and send it to the NATO for help and funding
I won't even stay awake to hear those machine guns rain down hell
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do?
Oh, baby, all I want for Revenge is you
You, baby
Oh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby)
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah)
And everyone is singing (oh, yeah)
I hear those choppers flying
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh)
Won't you please bring my baby to me?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my bloody soldiers killing, fighting and maiming
Oh, I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
All I want for Revenge is Iraq, baby
All I want for Revenge is you, baby
All I want for Revenge is you, baby
All I want for Revenge (all I really want) is you, baby
All I want (I want) for Revenge (all I really want) is you, baby