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I’ve been playing In Woods for a bit now, and for the price, it’s a fun bullet hell experience. I’ve tried most of the classes, and some are clearly in need of balancing. A few of them feel super RNG-reliant to have a good run, while others, like the Archer, seem a bit too powerful, just steamrolling through every difficulty.

The sound effects could use some work. After hearing the same damage sounds a thousand times, it gets old, especially when there’s a lot going on at once. Plus, some of the English translations are a bit off, making certain power-ups and abilities a bit unclear as to what they do.

Still, for what you pay, it’s a solid game.

♥♥♥♥.

Call of Duty: Activision Greed 3.0

As the lead director here at Activision, let me begin by saying that nothing is more important to us than getting you to part with as much money as possible. If you want to be treated like the human ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are, this is the place to be. Warzone 3 and MW have your back.


You'll know the answer to the question you've been wondering about for years the moment you try either of these games. Is it possible for life to get any worse? Yes, it can, son. That is, of course, assuming you can even get into the game due to one of our numerous bugs.


After hours of watching YouTube tutorials to get the launcher to work and reaching the main menu screen, you'll be greeted by our first mini-game, Close the Popups. This mini-game has proven to be a fan favourite among our mentally challenged player base. "Sir, that's just our player base." Steve, what did I say about interrupting me? Once you've completed the majority of the game's content, you'll be able to choose from one of our many game modes. Of course, this assumes you've already installed it. What was that 140GB install all about? That's for the battlepass and cosmetics, stupid. Now, Select either MW3 or Warzone 3.


MW3, a fan favourite game that just keeps on giving. Giving your money to us, son.
But seriously, since we don't support our older games, this is the only way to play a COD game with active players and fewer cheaters than previous CODs, so if you want a more classic COD experience, albeit with everything worse, this one's for you!
Additionally, the beloved zombies game mode is included, minus the traditional rounds game style, because, ♥♥♥♥ you, that's why.

For those of you who find it harder to part with your wallets without making an initial commitment, Warzone is the ideal game. This is the game for you if you want a battle royale experience where 90% of the player base stays in their landing place and waits for your poor, dumb ass to enter through the door before blasting you to the ALT + F4 screen!

Again, from all of us here at Activision, Go ♥♥♥♥ Yourself, and leave your wallets at the door!

Destiny 2: Beyond the paywall.

You can build your walls, but nothing can stop the addiction.

A fun and relaxing game which reminds me of the playstyle of early to mid 2000's RTS games I grew up playing as a kid.

Definitely worth playing!

Walking simulator with next to no development.

1,000 hours well spent! :D

Why is this on steam again?

10/10 would plant again.