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-- Mark Twain
🤠
"A car is just a big purse on wheels."
-- Johanna Reynolds
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Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
-- James J. Ling
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Stewie: What the hell is this?
Lois: It's your favourite honey, tuna salad.
Stewie: Oh,really, is that what it is? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
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I thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change.
-- Calvin
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All laws are simulations of reality.
-- John C. Lilly
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One would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares not do so,
because they bite.
-- Vladimir Il'ich Lenin
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There's no saint like a reformed sinner.
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Langsam's Laws:
(1) Everything depends.
(2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes.
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