got any crosscuts fella?

i like farting on ppl on subway it gives me hunter eyes

farts in a can

HEY! TAKE THAT BACK MAN!

canned farts

language

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ISMORDHAUSAFE?

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✅ - REP
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✅ ♥♥♥♥ This Dude :D !!!

balls, amirite?

yo man!!!

STOP PUTTING TROLL FACES ON MY ACCOUNT! ALSO YOU ARE THE SPY!

STOP PUTTING TROLL FACES ON MY ACCOUNT! ALSO YOU ARE THE SPY!

STOP PUTTING TROLL FACES ON MY ACCOUNT! ALSO YOU ARE THE SPY!

lol hi who are you

done

ok

change your profile background and profile picture

Yooo my slime I know you really don’t know mandem like that, but I was wondering if I can purchase summin styl fam. Just a bit of grub my driller. I really wanna know what your price is saying cuz I wanna blem a zoot with my boydem and gyaldem. G you feel me. So get back to me cuz I know you’re the top dog round ere. I wanna purchase the food from you Bruce and nobody else. So peace out tho rahhh safe and get back to me on the Quickting brodem.

alright i'm back now, wanna play something?

hold on, i'm gonna go have a poo real quick

if peer pressure was a person +social

+Certified Dwarf

balls and

-rep is british

-Rep After a good game in gmod, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a gmod lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard pp push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.
I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

+rep Jod

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