It's like dying of thirst watching another man drown - Krillin

"What the hell is going on here?" —Piccolo "Let me answer your question with another question, you wanna see me drink this guy?" —Imperfect Cell

"Well, I am pretty disturbing! Remember when I drank that guy? That was f**kin' weird." —Imperfect Cell

Cell: Is it hard to bear Piccolo, my overwhelming power, its weight, its girth?

Piccolo (clearly disturbed): How, HOW MANY PEOPLE?

Cell: Enough.

17: So what *is* this, spearmint? Your inbred mutant cousin or something?

Piccolo: Wait, I thought he was on *your* side?

17: What?! Why would *I* know him?

Imperfect Cell: Hello... *Brother*...

17: Come again?

Imperfect Cell: In a moment....and Hello...My BEAUTIFUL SISTER...... (SLURPING SOUNDS)

18: Oh, F*ck no!

Imperfect Cell: And....um.

16: I am designated as Android 16.

Imperfect Cell: Cool..Anyhoo...


"(thinking) So I'm a hair's breath from perfection, and then Triclops shows up and decides, "I'm just gonna turn triangles into f**king squares!" Then Goku shows up--apparently he can teleport--gotta look into that later! But at the very top of this long list of stupid questions is (out loud) WHERE...ARE YOU... 18?!"
— Semi-Perfect Cell Quote

P is for 'Priceless', the look upon your faces
E is for 'Extinction', all your puny races
R for 'Revolution', which will be televised
F is for how f**ked you are, now allow me to reprise

E is for 'Eccentric', just listen to my song
C is for 'Completion', that I've waited for so long!
T is for the 'Terror', upon you I'll bestow...
*Chuckling*

My name is Perfect Cell. And I'd like to say
Hello

Oh my dear Gohan, I finally realized what I inherited from you.... -- Exploding Semi-Perfect Cell
Not my BMI Obviously -- Gohan
No my dear boy, It was your EXPLOSIVE TEMPER -- Exploding Semi-Perfect Cell
Ohh no.... -- Gohan and Piccolo
OHHHHH YAAAAAA -- Exploding Semi-Perfect Cell


YAMCHA: Guys! Cell's back!

CELL: Thanks, Yamcha. But I see those shocked expressions of yours. Brains wracking over how I'm back, and better than ever! And it all lies within my body. A nucleus ever so small but frighteningly powerful and lucky me, it survived my little kamikaze. Although Goku did not... But the most important part is: my inherited Saiyan biology--thanks dads---gave me a boost in my power. Returning me not only to my perfect form, but a form even greater than before. I...am now...

YAMCHA: Perfect-er Cell!

CELL: Okay. Yamcha, accurate, but tone it down.