So me and my friends were talking about how if we met our fat "friend" in 20-30 years and he would be jacked as ♥♥♥♥ it would go down like this..
So you remember Jordan DOWNA Brodan that fat ♥♥♥♥ (he enters) Crushes Chippys head and Steven goes AYYYY BOUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME and puts his hand out only to be crushed into peices by Big J and he then whispers into his ear TALK ♥♥♥♥ GET HIT and punches his ribcage breaking it into multiple peices, We then start running to which he runs after us and tackles Kai then beats his head in like he was beating his mum, then he gets to me in which he breaks off my leg and says "I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE MY BROTHER" and beats me to death with my own leg. Zane and Riley are the last alive and as the run down the street they spot a taxi and signal him to move, the taxi driver then says (in an indian accent) how can i help you. They reply with LET US IN AND DRIVE then he says "Its sunday and Australia day so that will be $50 a K" so they agree and hop in only to have Big J rip open the door then hold the wheels of the car, the taxi driver then says THE ♥♥♥♥ and slams on the drive pedal only to have Big J destroy the Taxi and rip the taxi driver out and beat zane to death with his body, in the midst of all this Riley runs up a hill thinking to himself "thank god he is diabtic" then Big J runs up the hill saying THAT WAS THE OLD DAYS while vomiting his guts out and then he has DOMS attack and falls down the mountain leaving Riley the only surviver


Gourge and Bennie, Professional Hitmen.