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19 people found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I would like to state that this game could be amazing with a lot more work. But.....
I'll just give an overview of my gameplay.

Character Creation:
Very cool mechanic. I like that I can customize my character and choose specific classes.
Not really any work needed here.

Day 1:
I spawned injured in an escape pod. Damaged suit, and dying.
Game tells me to fix and heal.
I break out of the Escape Pod.
Random Alien attack and I nearly die as I try to figure out how the heck to fight.
Try and find a grassy area so I can build and find Mr Pineapple.
I finnaly find Mr Pineapple and try to build a base together.
We cannot build in the same space nor use each others tools.
Nightfall, can barely see anything.
Another Monster attack. Aliens lag all over the place and I run out of ammo just as I kill the last one.

Day 2:
Try and find Osiris 1 base. Giant worm pops out of the ground and goes back in. Doesnt seem to care Im there.
Try to avoid crab monsters.
Game kicks me out of server.
I rejoin server.
Get to base and loot it.
Mr Pineapple atracts a Crab Monster and it chases him around the base as he screams unitelligable obsceneties.
I continue to loot the base.
Crab monster decides to chase me so we hide in a random building.
Nightfall. Again. The monster appeared to be gone, so we decided to scout around outside.
Wierd blue holorgam space dudes aproach us, lagging all over the place.
Suddenly their masks dissapear and show ugly skulls.
We run around the base screaming as the ghost thingies try to kill us.
Crab Monster notices us running around and joins the chase.
We decide the base is no longer safe and head for the next objective.
The ghosts and monster continue to chase us. We continue to scream.
The server kicks us both out, and we decide to be done with this buggy game till they fix it.

Could be amazing, but until they fix the bugs, I will not play it. 6/10 still better than Lethal League.

Update:
Instead of fixing bugs, Devs put all our money we gave them into a stupid interactive video! Seriously!? I wish I bought this game on Steam so I could've got a refund. 2/10 only play if your willing to deal with the bugs that will probably never get fixed.
Posted 13 April, 2018. Last edited 15 June, 2018.
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0.1 hrs on record
Me and MrPineapple hit a ball back and forth until the other died and cursed like crazy. This game totaly desrves a 10/10. JKJKJKJKJKJK It sucks on so many levels. 0/10. Never playing it again.
Posted 13 April, 2018.
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21.8 hrs on record (16.0 hrs at review time)
I got this game to play with my brother. The only way to play together is on servers. These servers allow people to kill each other. They killed us every time we started getting something good. Single player was okay, if you like roblox.....

Yeah, it's free, but I would still never play it. 3/10
Posted 2 November, 2017. Last edited 27 December, 2017.
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156.9 hrs on record (134.9 hrs at review time)
This is a pretty good game! It was a pretty good come back for SupCom, but I would suggest Forged Alliance before this one.

6/10 SCFA was better
Posted 20 January, 2015. Last edited 27 December, 2017.
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20.4 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
I have to say that this game can be fun, but the bugs can be agrrivating.

They should fix the following:

The animation:
The animation of this game is patchy and not very well done.

The Bugs:
There are so many bugs in this game it is not even funny. You can't heal the generator, Dinosaurs can stick their heads through walls and eat you. And it's not like they break the wall, a head literally just pops through the wall.

Laggyness:
The game lags like crazy!!!! And you can't blame my computer. This computer is top of the line for 2015. This game has graphics that could be run on a Vista computer!

The Graphics:
This ones not such a big deal, but if they're gonna fix the rest, they might as well work on this one!!!!


You can get a few hours of fun for this game. A dollar ain't that bad. But the game does have those problems, and I can't go on without putting them out there.
Posted 13 January, 2015. Last edited 2 August, 2019.
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196.2 hrs on record (78.9 hrs at review time)
This game is quite fun and probably the best of it's genre! The cool thing is that once it gets easy, you defeat the Wall of Flesh and the World becomes 50x harder!

9/10 Play it before you even touch Minecraft
Posted 17 November, 2014. Last edited 27 December, 2017.
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156.1 hrs on record (71.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is very fun and seems like it is stuck on insane!


Edit of Review:

This game was a lot of fun and I really enjoyed it, until they added nudity. Like come on people! Why do you need to ruin a game with that!!!! I would only play this game again if they remove the nudity or make a way to turn it off!

Another Edit:
I have recently been learning to code, and decided to go into this game's code. I commented out all Zombie Stripper Spawning, so I now overly enjoy this game again!

If you would like to do the same, just open the "entitygroups.xml" file and comment out all zombies you don't want to spawn. This "<!--" begins a comment and this "-->" ends a comment. Enjoy!
Posted 29 October, 2014. Last edited 16 April, 2018.
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220.6 hrs on record (137.2 hrs at review time)
This is one of the Best Strategy games ever created!!!

9/10 :D :D :D :D
Posted 28 October, 2014. Last edited 27 December, 2017.
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