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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
40.5 hrs on record (38.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
gud
Posted 28 March, 2016. Last edited 1 October, 2021.
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Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Great, friendly, family fun.
Posted 23 January, 2016.
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Recommended
32.2 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I survived the snowy tundras, frozen lakes, hordes of wolves and armies of bears; only to be killed by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sniffle.
Welcome to The Long Dark, and enjoy your stay.
Posted 23 December, 2015.
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Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
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woah
Posted 3 September, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Bought this game in January. Wasted around 15 pounds on a game that barely runs and has bugs in every crevice.
Posted 25 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
186.7 hrs on record (71.5 hrs at review time)
Rhodoks can suck my dominating Swadian Knight balls.
Posted 14 June, 2015. Last edited 2 July, 2015.
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6 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.0 hrs on record
If you liked pissing on aliens parades before, you'll love it even more now.
Posted 25 April, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
16.3 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
Came in a noob hoping for something like Halo 1.
Left a battle hardened veteran, ready to bite the balls off any alien in sight.
Posted 24 April, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
6.3 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Got to the island, found a tree, climbed said tree, found coconuts, went out to sea on a coconut pilgramage, boat noclipped, coconuts fell into trench.
Help me.
Posted 24 January, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs on record
No, just no.
I bought this game thinking "Wow, what a great way to spend 9 quid on, I started playing, got through the tutorial, went to a villiage, talked to the guy for a quest, went out, it freezes and I crash, this was 15 minutes into the game, and I am already pissed.

Im on a mac, by the way, and if this is not fixed Im going to never buy a MaB game AGAIN!

I've played better performing games in alpha.
Posted 19 December, 2014.
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