The Tempurpedic Skeet System - Memory Foam Never Forgets
"Just to return to reality for a moment, there's no such thing as gold hangover gloves." "... yet."
"Upon closer inspection, the goat appears to be saying "BaAaAaaa"."
"I love, LOVE solo queue. It feels so GLORIOUS upon my spicy butthole."
"Today I realized that constipation is the Dark Souls of taking a ♥♥♥♥."
"It's attack pattern is ♥♥♥♥ you, you're dead."
"From "Hello" to "Hell no" in 1.4 seconds"
"No, no, it should just be a shovel with two watermelons taped to it."
"Just listening to you talk about League of Legends could make someone a virgin again."
"I just realized 'purple' sounds like a cat handjob. Purr Pull."

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Aspiring voice actor

(My steam name is pronounced 'sir-aw-shuh', justsoyaknow)

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Welcome to Phở Q, please wait to be seated.

"The following program contains aggressive behavior, violence, colorful langauge and content of a sexual nature. Viewer discretion is advised."
Yeah, well, many of my friends contain that ♥♥♥♥ as well, so this isn't anything I haven't seen before.

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-If you send me a message, and I don't reply for awhile, it likely means:
1- I'm busy.
2- I'm not there.
3- I did not see the message.
It does NOT mean:
1- I'm an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. (I mean, I am, but that's unrelated.)
2- I'm ignoring you.
3- That you should send me 500 more messages to attract my attention.

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*picture of a Transformer beating the crap out of a robotic dinosaur*
Bass Clef: ^^^ My girlfriend just sent me this... Wat?
Bass Clef: She didn't even say anything, she just sent the picture...
Bass Clef: Should I be worried?
Cerasza: She's angry that you destroyed her outpost. SHE'S COMING TO ATTACK YOUR VILLAGE! [/terrible]
Bass Clef: OH GOD!!!!!!
Bass Clef: IS THIS WHAT SEX IS LIKE?!?!?!
Cerasza: Pretty much.
Bass Clef: ♥♥♥♥!!
Bass Clef: I'M NOT READY FOR IT!
Moon Moon: Calm your tits.
Moon Moon: You are ready
Bass Clef: SHE SHOULD CALM HERS!
Moon Moon: I bet I could calm her tits.
Bass Clef: ♥♥♥♥ YOU!

Bass Clef: How the hell do you get ♥♥♥♥ from Richard?
T3R3Z1 PYROP3: you ask him nicely
Bass Clef: I'm being serious
T3R3Z1 PYROP3: so was I

Nick-AUD: There are no doors here, remember? XD
Cerasza: Doors, much like sleep, are for the weak.
Rainbow Gear Solid: Yeah.
Cerasza: If somebody walks into your home and you don't want them there, you bash them over the head and drag 'em into the basement.
Nick-AUD: lol
Cerasza: ♥♥♥♥ doors.
Rainbow Gear Solid: ♥♥♥♥ YEAH! THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN AMERICA!
Nick-AUD: YAY BASEMENT FUNTIMES NOW
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"When I tell the truth, it's not for the sake of convincing those who don't know it. It's for the sake of defending those that do." -The Hermit of A.R.C.

"If nothing is impossible, then that means that it is impossible to find something that is impossible" - Me. Yeah, I'm enough of an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to quote myself like that.
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