What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue.

So I was driving with one of bros, and I accidentally grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and I unzipped his pants. We parked the car and I started to fondle his balls. He started laughing because he knows it's all just a joke. I started sucking his ♥♥♥♥ in the empty parking lot, and I almost choke because I'm laughing so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard. My friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When he ♥♥♥♥, I swallow it like I'm some big ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I kissed him and call him a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥ while laughing

the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

🎩 ( ͡ ⚫͜ ʖ͡⚫ \ ☞ \ ☞ K K K Fine Sicker than your average ♥♥♥♥♥♥ killer Twist ♥♥♥♥♥♥’s heads off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stink ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and gayers Chicken wing eating players Triple K hooligans like Moon Man Dead right if they head right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom every night Moon man’s been smooth since days of killing jews Never lose Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us Talk go through us your mom walked to us Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us Yeah, KKK, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ babies i don’t give a ♥♥♥♥ Stick it up the butt Dare I not see at your ripe cherry ♥♥♥♥♥ Bang every porch monkey easily, busily Recently ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fronting ain’t saying nothing My ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Suck it, Triple K mafia, we’re on it Hook

Snakes in my boot

+1 rep great trader, thanks!

+rep very nice trader

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much Jake kills in a game? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if Jake suddenly decided to stop queuing for games? A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big enough that it could form a team goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without him. No you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. Jake is not in danger, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. He IS the danger. A guy goes into the jungle and gets killed and you think that of him? No. He is the one who ganks.

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come play with me boys

come play with me boys

I love you

joo=jew

Come on, play some GMod again.

You never play GMod anymore :/

Where are you?

Blah.

Sure is.

Bit of a Steam Treasure Hunt Challenge there.

Fantastic. Awesome music, challenging game. YES.

now give me 1000000000001 gil so all my ♥♥♥♥ in macalania costs -100

I AM OAKA THE XXIII MERCHANT EXTRAORDINAIRE

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bro-ner

u can always delete me if its that confusing hun =3

Cheers Jooski.

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

Jake is the big ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who found my PC for me, you sir win.

Jake is gAY

Thank you so much, let me wash your feet. No, but seriously I owe you the fact that I can finally play PC games again.

since u asked Blahm = Grim reaper

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Stop using acheievement servers

JOO

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and im gay :P

I have dirty imagination

you did?

i just noticed something weird in that avatar

u still havent answered to my question...

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>:D

What is going on with u and Zinco? >:D

don't struggle honey

Joo. I don't get it.. are u mad at me? :(

Mr. Grumpy

★★★Gold star for you★★★