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lyleb 7 Apr, 2022 @ 2:36pm 
garfie baby lives on forever
y 21 Feb, 2022 @ 8:00pm 
u drippy my guy
lyleb 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07pm 
he my sugar daddy:steambored:
vh 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm 
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boom 25 Mar, 2021 @ 10:36pm 
This mousepad... oh lord this mouse pad. Let me tell you about this mousepad. I got this in the mail not expecting anything for 13$. What I got was mousepad GOLD. As soon as I inboxed it, Post Malone himself knocked on my door to party like a Rockstar. When I set it on my desk, I noticed how it laid perfectly flat despite being rolled up. Try harder razer because this mousepad is insane. I was broken-hearted and lonely before this mousepad. When I logged onto Facebook I had 500 friend requests from girls (guys too I don’t discriminate) all wanting me. I chose one randomly by gliding my mouse as if transversing dimension and time on a cloud and clicking with such passion that Thor struck down a tree behind my house. Obviously he’s jealous of my mousepad. As soon as I accept she begs for me to marry her. Ofcourse I do. Now I got 3 kids who are all MIT students at the age of 6. Know why? Because I also bought these mousepads. Don’t be stupid. Buy this mousepad.
VLɅD 20 Mar, 2021 @ 4:30pm 
From ivy out middle through our connector like a speed demon
Minefield 4 Feb, 2021 @ 7:33am 
:PlayerGreen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::hyphen::PlayerGreen:
:PlayerGreen: +REP, thanks for the trade :Trust: :up: :gearthumbsup: :flora: :militaryStar: :healing_balm: :lucky_clever: :StarWhalGreen: :PlayerGreen:
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boom 29 Dec, 2020 @ 11:00am 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet conection for play "global counter" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am play normal no hax i be silver 1 rank i dont knov what it mean but i wil be elitary globel like u some day. me fathr be kwekli and mother sm. thank ou for reding.
boom 26 Dec, 2020 @ 10:53pm 
+rep really good at being little spoon when we cuddle on tuesdays
Dr. Balls 7 Oct, 2020 @ 5:02pm 
signed by cam :GorillaFight:
dboy 30 Sep, 2020 @ 11:12am 
the skid below me eats rocks for brunch
Azazel 30 Sep, 2020 @ 10:52am 
-rep hacker man, cant believe he would spin in a wingman, smh, enjoy ban
Ahlekss 13 Jul, 2020 @ 6:35am 
-rep tries to make fun of me for not landing a shuv it when i have a vid of him falling on carpet doing the same thing
KP45Gaming 29 Mar, 2020 @ 12:32pm 
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ryan 26 Jun, 2018 @ 4:22pm 
f r i d a y a g a i n g a r f i e b a b y
Ahlekss 5 Feb, 2018 @ 6:32pm 
5,038 hrs on record
last played on Feb 5
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - Multiplayer

yikes
dboy 5 Feb, 2018 @ 1:44pm 
\/ I ♥♥♥♥ on this kid in Modern Warfare 3 and hes furious lmfao \/
*!° tHeLaStOfUs 5 Feb, 2018 @ 9:43am 
CHEATER and LOSER
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sale race de MERDE

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Ahlekss 10 Oct, 2017 @ 6:49pm 
+rep fantastic communication honestly he motivated me to start my own bussiness today, ive made thousands of dollar both on steam and in real life. He is also a great fashion inspiration motivating me to take my vogue to the next level and really expand the bodybuilding lifestyle into fashion and just create a new vision.
Ahlekss 28 Aug, 2017 @ 8:28pm 
imagine forcing ur friend to buy escape from tarkov - big money edition and not even playing w/ him..
Ahlekss 26 Aug, 2017 @ 4:27pm 
no but now.... im amgry
VLɅD 31 Jul, 2017 @ 4:53am 
Congratulations, you are now gay! Now for your fursona, would you like to be a bottom fox, or a bottom sparkle dog? Either choice comes with 14 werewolves. As for rules, please note that the penalty for Awooing is a £350 fine. If you notice someone's bulge, you are now required to announce it by law. *Nuzzles you* have a murry day!
Ahlekss 30 Jul, 2017 @ 10:21pm 
-rep didnt bring me mcdonalds at 12:53 am July 31st, 2017.
Ahlekss 28 Jul, 2017 @ 11:27pm 
Я ел столько задницы за последние двадцать четыре часа
Ahlekss 28 Jul, 2017 @ 1:14pm 
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ , ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
VLɅD 13 Jul, 2017 @ 3:33pm 
I'll have you know I can kick a soccer ball at highway speeds don't mess with me kiddo.
grease 30 Jun, 2017 @ 7:30pm 
Add me to talk.
grease 30 Jun, 2017 @ 7:29pm 
Sent an offer for your disco beat down tossle cap
Doggo of Philosophy 11 Feb, 2017 @ 4:48pm 
THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WRONGED ME. I AM SERIOUS YOU'RE GOING TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIE PIG. GO ♥♥♥♥ YOUSELF. AAAAAAAAAA
floppy 27 Jan, 2017 @ 6:48pm 
the blessed man
Von Wigglebottom 30 Dec, 2016 @ 11:42am 
+rep, make a storage account for me, and would you like to trade knives for real money over my paypal account?

my profile is one of many but dont worry about that im not a bot
pricken of zaun 27 Dec, 2016 @ 9:22am 
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Sins 27 Dec, 2016 @ 9:03am 
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Ahlekss 16 Sep, 2016 @ 12:10pm 
didnt realize you liked lean this much, nice
TobyKeith420 7 Sep, 2016 @ 3:44pm 
l e a n d o e r
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Imperātor 30 Apr, 2016 @ 1:00pm 
I feel a war coming. A devastating war, a war that should never happen, but will happen. This has happened before in the days of yore. Vape ....Artists... 90s boy bands ... Psychics the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Vape Nation attacked. Only the Ethan Klein, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Ethan , an chess player named SoFloAntonio. And although his skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe SloFlo can save the world.
Ahlekss 13 Apr, 2016 @ 6:58pm 
hey guys spaghetti hair here today we're gonna be stealing our friends knife, saying that we'll pay him back, not paying him back, then continuing with our gambling addiction. lets get right into it
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