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6.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Storry of DayZ
In a distant wold (russia i gues idono) there are zombies or there should be i never saw one only players with ak-47 or actualy not even them just a sound then the you perished writing like its a Darksouls game(alsocheckoutmyreviewofthatgameaswellthanks).

And now tips and tricks to beat this game:
Step one take a writeable disc or CD put the game on it and then beat the sh*te out of it.

101/1 would play all day everyday
Posted 31 December, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
111.6 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
its ♥♥♥♥
Posted 26 August, 2017.
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145 people found this review helpful
136 people found this review funny
223.2 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
I invaded a guy called Jesus then i dressed up as in a Cathedral night costume and helped him clear jerusalem from the infidels.



Good game 10/10


P.s.: Git gud
Posted 4 August, 2017.
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14 people found this review helpful
40 people found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record
Best way to install sZone-Online

This method saves your time and (belive it or not)hardrive space
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Steps bellow I
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1. Click on the Play Now button
2. Select the installation folder to the garbage bin
3. Accept EULA
4.Dump whats in the garbage bin
5.Have fun I did it like 50 times and it works perfectly
Posted 26 November, 2016.
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26.2 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
My experience of this game:

Spawned in looked at my character (N*gga girl) 2 minutes later i became a slave.

Good game 10/10 would be a slave again.
Posted 27 September, 2015. Last edited 31 December, 2017.
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3,194.3 hrs on record (1,492.4 hrs at review time)
"Tha Warfram in a nutshell."
1 You sing up,
2 you play the tutorial,
3 you do quests,
4 Grind mods and resources,
5 get wepons,
6 get warframes,
7 get dealed out by a mastery rank 23,
8 same ♥♥♥♥ from number 3 to 7 over and over again,
9 1 day reach Mastery rank 18 not a big thing at all but 18 is a good number,
10 Not geting dealed out by MR23-s (that often),
11 you do raid,
12 you get (trade) palt,
13 do number 8 again,
14 became MR23(finaly),
15 Deal out lower mastery ranked players because you dont have anything else to do,
16 You buy me a cooke or a drink that does it as well

Well yea. Warframe as i saw it.... All though i missed 1 thing from everything You are having fun, going to make friend.So go play warframe. its a good game even if you think its not. And if you need pros&cons.

Pros:
Good game
Fun
Free!
No srly its free
Good grapichs
Good gameplay
Good story(a bit short)
Helpful and big community
PVP (if you want to kick *sshole's *ss)
Constant uppdates with new stuff


And now the
Cons:
The grind what you need to do to get stuff
"Pay to advance faster"
Time limit to everything(well thats what you get for a free game)
Nitain(you will see it if you play)
Bugs with new uppdates(happens with every game)
Those MR23-s who think they are so good but they dont(and unfriendly people in general)


Well thats it.and now i want you to follow these steps:
1 Download the game.
2 Play it oviusly
3 Have lot of fun
4add me is you need help username: zoli98 region: europe

If you follow these steps Cya in the game, Tenno.
Posted 21 August, 2015. Last edited 22 November, 2016.
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51.1 hrs on record
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Posted 20 October, 2014. Last edited 31 December, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
240.1 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I liked a lot but the jet flying is so bad i had to learn it and it takes 1 hour and the enemy ship are overpowered, but the game is good i hope uptade are coming to be a lot of new thing here
Posted 12 October, 2014.
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