Attempting to lift its wings off the ground since 1998



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- Pulsar: Lost Colony
"Who turned off the oxygen?!"
"Oh that's what it was? I assumed it was just air conditioning"

- Planetside 2
"Well, I started out trying to aim but i'm finding that if I shoot enough bullets, I'm bound to hit something"
"Mate you're using a sniper rifle."
"Irrelevant."

- Star Wars: Empire at War
"You know you're just sending that squad of gungans to die, yeah?"
"Mmhm, that's the idea."
"Why?
"... Gungans."
"... Okay good point."

- Starmade
"Well, it's not THAT big of a hole..."
"YOU MINED OUT HALF THE CAPITAL!"
"I prefer to think it was a 'city beautification project'."
"You also blew Jason's head off in the process..."
"Like I said: 'city Beautification project'."

- Stonehearth
"You're building underground? What about houses?"
"5 by 5 rooms with beds."
"Well what about wood?"
"There's a forest outside."
"Uh... what about sunshine?"
"Well, I guess I COULD put a lamp in..."

- Undertale
"I have never wanted to die from an overexcited polmeranian more in my life."

- Homeworld 2
"Why all the fighters?? He can just make flak frigates..."
"Yeah but all these fighters absolutely destroy my frames per second."
"So he'll have an even easier time killing you..."
"Not if I can crash his computer first."

- XCOM 2
"Ninety...Nine...Percent...*Breaks keyboard*"

- Foxhole
"Nothing will cause the downfall of your faction faster than a private with a wrench"

- BSG: Deadlock
"I religiously believe creative application of assault raptors will solve all of your societies problems"

- Iron Harvest Beta
"Most problems become easily solvable with a 5 foot bayonet"

- Darktide
"Listen, having ammo is a luxury, now take out your shovel and bonk that eldritch horror"

- Helldivers 2
" Sony, the company, is the end of all good things"

- Gates of Hell: Ostfront
"It's time to commit incredulous amounts of repair box fraud, away Jimmy Blake!"

- Terminator Dark Fate: Defiance
"I see your highly advanced robotic tank and raise you my dads Winnebago with an ATGM strapped to the top of it"