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0.6 hrs on record
literally the greatest visual novel of all time
Posted 15 August.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
209.0 hrs on record (205.8 hrs at review time)
TARGET DESTROYED dopamine hit will never get old
Posted 19 October, 2023.
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33 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1,094.0 hrs on record (1,077.6 hrs at review time)
you will get the life sucked out of you through inflation and constant monetization changes. that being said, it's still kinda fun... but I would never recommend anyone new to get into this game.
Posted 19 October, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,163.8 hrs on record (68.2 hrs at review time)
it's pretty good
Posted 25 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
996.0 hrs on record (833.1 hrs at review time)
So this game is definitely one of my favorite games of all time. I've been playing on and off since 2013 and have almost always found something to do. The gameplay/movement is amazing, the developers are awesome, the monetization feels fair even for F2P players, and the community is unparalleled. I seriously don't think I've seen a nicer community in any game.

Really though, there are a lot of games with interesting communities out there. If you look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Posted 6 April, 2023.
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14.1 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
you fight god, your brain will turn into slush, not much more to say. good game
Posted 30 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
66.9 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
10/10 good alternative to Midodrine
Posted 30 November, 2022.
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94.4 hrs on record (52.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
3d factorio very hard but very fun and rewarding 10/10
Posted 27 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
94.7 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
reminds me of a wilfred owen poem 10/10
Posted 11 October, 2021.
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32.0 hrs on record (25.3 hrs at review time)
8/10
Posted 19 December, 2018.
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