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DaFunk
I can lift a fully grown horse above my head, and i can hold my breath for ten minutes. I cannot feel pain and can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat including a rare deepwater jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.
I can lift a fully grown horse above my head, and i can hold my breath for ten minutes. I cannot feel pain and can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat including a rare deepwater jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.
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last played on 14 May
Path of Exile 2
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Comments
Vice President of the US 27 Mar, 2024 @ 5:16am 
+rep rode my meat into the sunset like the hot buff cowboy he is
Kenshin Uchiha 30 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04am 
Oh yeah, you think you're funny do you? Well let me tell you, you're not. You're really not. I have zero sense of humor, literally none. I do not laugh or smile. Even the most clever and witty jokes are not worth a single chuckle. The only thing that is even close to resembling a sense of humor for me is the occasional small little nose exhale when I see something incredibly, indescribably funny. But that's extremely rare, that doesn't happen often.
Kenshin Uchiha 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:15am 
Your daughter was screaming in the background, probably due to the lack of food that you've been giving her. You probably wear your headset to drown the noise of your disappointed spouse yelling at you because of what a no-life worthless father you are.
Taft 2 Mar, 2023 @ 6:09am 
Hi yeah i think your son got on your account and kept spamming invites to me today. I finally joined his discord and he insisted I buy some heroin that he stole from you... i gave the authorities your IP address. Be prepared for them to knock down your door very soon. Hope you rot in prison.
Vice President of the US 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:18am 
damn bbg, you lookin mad thick right now, gonna make me act up
FunkGotDank 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55pm 
great job very cool