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Bendem 1. lis. 2023 v 4.29 
hi
60 Frames 60 Hz Laptop 18. čvn. 2023 v 19.56 
A few years ago I went three weeks without ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, started getting fevers etc nausea, looked pregnant. Primary wouldn’t help so I drove myself to the ER ready to pass out. My CT looked just like this. They said I had ♥♥♥♥ from my butthole backed up through all my intestines.

Anyways they gave me this stuff that tasted pretty good, very sugary, I think the name of it started with an "S".

About 24 hours later I ♥♥♥♥ so much it was almost at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brim of the toilet, my ♥♥♥♥ and balls were touching the (♥♥♥♥) water.

I was sweating more on that toilet than when I’d take ecstasy

Googled my medicine, it was Lactulose. I thought it started with an "S" because I kept thinking Sucralose.

10/10 would recommend.

People close to me kept saying to courtesy flush, but I didn’t want to risk losing the momentum, it was do or die. There was no going back once I started.
Chunk 17. lis. 2017 v 23.25 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx