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2 people found this review helpful
15.6 hrs on record
I'm tired of games constantly feeling the need to tell me how to play them after they already told me how to play them.

Boss mechanics suck.
Every quest is the same.
Story blows.
Everything is time gated for the sake of hoping you'll be impatient and spend money to have it now.
Posted 3 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
245.5 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
We won! Now we just need Spitz reinstated.
Posted 8 February. Last edited 9 May.
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4 people found this review helpful
46.7 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
I don't get why everyone is crying about the combat, I actually really like it! I always feel like I'm fighting the camera as well as the enemies in souls games. LOTF combat and dynamic camera is very smooth (KBM player), parrying with ANY weapon is nice, one button press to toggle between 1h and 2h is also awesome. Hits feel impactful. Imagine dark souls with great hackn'slash combat. Even fighting without lock on feels good and I actually prefer it on some of the bosses. The equipment and class options are numerous and interesting! Sprinting, jumping off of ledges and combining light and heavies have unique animations with most weapon types. I really like the stagger system as well, feels very rewarding to risk parries instead of just dodging everywhere. First I was turned off by how the combat looked in all of the early reviews but now that I got hands on its definitely my FAVORITE out of any souls like. (you can even dual wield claymores)
PSA: I have an I7-8700k
50GB of ram
GPU 3080
3440X1440 monitor
I was having issues with performance even on the recommended settings, however after fiddling with the graphics settings I was able to get 100% resolution and a very stable 60fps. I recommend to turn off EVERYTHING first, then put you graphics on the low preset, max out your resolution, then start turning up whats important to you. Best part is the game is still gorgeous with draw distance, shadows, AA, reflection, post processing on low. However I am disappointed in the performance and the fact that I had to go through the effort to get the game running smooth.

CO-OP is better than Elden Ring's atleast.
Posted 14 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
148.5 hrs on record (66.0 hrs at review time)
Liked it so much I bought it again.. ignore these idiots talking about gear its easy to get they are just dumb!
Posted 9 July, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.1 hrs on record
Jank
Posted 28 June, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
90.6 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Stopped playing over a year ago because matches were mostly russian servers and the grind was not f2p friendly at all. It is in a much better state now and f2p players are being treated 10x better. Awesome tactical shooter give it a shot!
Posted 18 April, 2023.
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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
95.4 hrs on record (16.0 hrs at review time)
I'm loving this game... However their cosmetic store is BS.
Posted 5 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
24.2 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
We got rammed by a sea monster, the helm instantly filled with high pressure water washing us away from our stations, I went unconscious and started to drown, I tried to tell my friend and security officer what to do but he was freaking out. I guided him to a welder to start repairing the leaks, my character died from drowning. As my friend frantically repaired the sub he ended up welding the door to the room he was in. His dive suit ran out of oxygen and he drowned as well. Funniest ♥♥♥♥ I've seen in awhile.
Posted 8 October, 2022.
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67.0 hrs on record (58.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I first wrote a positive review... but yknow what fk it. I bought this game in 2018.. How does it still have all the same problems, what have you devs been doing? Whats going on with the publishers? WHY dont you guys communicate with your playerbase anymore? Is it because its all lies like all of your past road maps? Damn you guys suck. EDIT: HOW THE ♥♥♥♥ DO I COME BACK AFTER NOT PLAYING FOR MONTHS AND THE FRIENDS LIST IS STILL BROKEN? YOU DEVS ARE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PATHETIC GO SUCK START A RIFLE!
Posted 2 October, 2022. Last edited 5 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
40.3 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
The battle pass is some serious price gouging! 17.99 for any battle pass is too much in my opinion ESPECIALLY for this old game where they just created a content drought just to re-release old content. DO NOT spend money on this game until they fix their prices.
Posted 26 August, 2022.
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