Does he kiss your eyelids in the morning when you start to raise your head?

And does he sing to you incessantly from the space between your bed and wall?

Does he walk around all day at school with his feet inside your shoes, looking down every few steps to pretend he walks with you?

Do you like to hurt?
"I do! I do!"
Then hurt me.

You offered your soul and I'm here to collect. Yes, you are in very deep trouble.

merry christmas time to play the bright eyes christmas album on loop

I'm going old school, a gun is too American!

Maybe you're just a little bit dappy...