Recent reviews by TheDoctorSnack

So far the game is way too easy, every hunt is finished in about 5-6 minutes... I don't know why they made it that way, I think its for the the casual players, but that's not the way its supposed to be.
I can remember how it was when I started out, the monster slapped your butt, that happened a few times until you learned its move-set, got better with your weapon and crafted better gear...

If you liked the older games then stay away from... whatever this is supposed to be... trash I guess

I have been impaled, cut in half, vomited at, burned, electrocuted, exploded, crushed by a mech and beaten up just by my teammates... and all that happened in one mission!

Buy this game its so much fun!!!

Threw a kid off a cliff and the guards attacked me... I don't know what I expected

Love this game!

I'll buy every dev of this game a rope, you can do whatever with it...

It's kind of sad to see, how they managed to make a pretty good game out of Payday 2 and failed to deliver on Payday 3... like they forgot everything. The biggest robbery isn't in the game itself, it's actually the fact you pay for an unfinished game. Took them long enough to drop the first real patch...

Don't buy Payday 3, get Payday 2 instead... wait a year or two unlike me

Edit:

Update 1 (sounds and bugfixes):
New door sounds and stuff you couldn't care less about... except you're into ASMR stuff

Update 2 (animations and legacy heists):
New animations if you interact with civs, loot, objects... just not when cooking meth, just like in Payday 2 10/10. They tried, just not enough like me in school!

Update 3 (new heist and a weapon pack):
Heist is ok... 2/3 weapons feel pretty good... but the price, the devs are pushing it... this update is like ex, kinda meh and for some reason you feel like someone loved you in the butt... like in a bad way ;-;

played better games 3/5

very hentai
had to use all my 2 remaining brain cells...
and i had to wait 3 minutes ingame to write a review (you need 5 mins to write a review... the more you know)

A: What do you do in monster hunter?
B: You hunt monsters!
A: Nah dude for real what do you do?
B: YOU HUNT MONSTERS YOU IMBECILE!

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I wouldnt play a game for 670h if it wasnt good, it is difficult at some points but thats the fun part about it! you encounter a new monster you get slapped... you learn the attack patterns and slap it back.
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Best. Game. Ever.
10/10

fantastic game, a lot of content and fun. I would recommend it to all my friends but they already own it.

edit: give me that steam awards badge