OMG TODAY IS YOUR BIG DAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU ARE SUCH A BIG BOY NOW!!! YOU FRIEND OF MINE HAHAHAHA!!!! :D HAPPY BITHDAY!!!

i think its hilarious u guys talk ♥♥♥♥ about anime. u wouldn't say this ♥♥♥♥ about it in japan, they're samurai. not only that but they wears the freshest katanas, eats at the chillest ramen stands and hangs out with the hottest lolis. yall are pathetic lol.

The year is 2017, the human race can only speak in emojis and ♥♥♥♥♥ grabbing. Yung Jimmy Dean still finds a way to be a socially awkward lifeguard who's too shy to save a drowning child's life at universal because he's scared of confrontation and being the main focus of the crowd alongside the dying child coughing up pool water. He tries to have a conversation, 'H-h-hi, sorry I'm new at this he weakly whimpers out as he tries to go in for his first kiss or more formally called "CPR"'

At this point the police are called and little Jimmy didn't even make it past his first day without becoming a registered sex offender. and you know what this little ♥♥♥♥ does?
He comes to me and asks me if i want to play injustice 2 with him L M F A O . You can't even swim in the current of artifical waves what makes you think you can take me down
lets not forget the record of 9,234,023 - 0 . Guess who the zero is, thats right everyone it's him. He's like an abused dog who still walks toward me for some pets but
i give this little queer my size 11 Vicks (He also beats dogs LOL)

2006: I love to kill thousands of ♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥s with targeted airstrikes and small arms fire. LOL

2015: From the desk of "John" Mohammed Kamalazad, senior researcher, Brookings Institute: The first section of this study will explain the United States' material and political interests in the middle east and how they have changed since the Arab uprisings began. The second section will identify the key actors in Arab politics — including leaders in Kurdish resistance movement, ISIS, and al-Qaeda abroad — and the third section will outline the best way to kill thousands of ♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥s with targeted airstrikes and small arms fire.

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i hope everybody has a safe and productive holiday weekend and ♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of me and sucks me off

oh ya

Ima need everyone to pliz calm these comments had to be removed because they contained the codes to shutting down the nukes and everyone knows a true bungie employee would never ask for your information.

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