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3 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Bill Gates is not an expert. Bill Gates is a Bond villain who drinks poop. Bill Gates drinks poop juice. No, really. Bill Gates literally drinks water squeezed from human poop. Bill Gates also wants to darken the sun and force us to eat fake meat.
Posted 28 June, 2022. Last edited 2 March, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record
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Posted 16 March, 2022.
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2 people found this review funny
24.2 hrs on record
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Posted 7 March, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
841.6 hrs on record (23.1 hrs at review time)
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Souls' came out in '11, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole genre has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the games a big boost. He's been compared to Fumito Ueda, but I think Hidetaka has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Posted 28 February, 2022. Last edited 2 March, 2022.
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9 people found this review helpful
18 people found this review funny
42.7 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
I wish I lived on an island and had never heard of all this metaphysical stuff. I would never come up with or think about shіt like this. I would normally disregard it, but due to the CIA, Jews, and Masons' occult obsessions and actions, there is obviously another level to reality... which is great and all, but it’s even more debilitating when your shіt in the physical realm isn’t together. I have to be afraid of all of these fuсking cults and entities threatening me to do certain things or suffer... it’s crippling.

Is anyone else having this sensation? I'm aware of a higher metaphysical realm, but it's all become a source of confusion and suffering for me. I have to worry about being controlled by demons, the end of the world, whether I'm damned or not, and all sorts of other things that most people don't have to think about.
Posted 15 February, 2022. Last edited 5 November, 2023.
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47 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
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Posted 13 February, 2022.
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24 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
31.2 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
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Posted 13 February, 2022.
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10 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
160.2 hrs on record (49.7 hrs at review time)
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Posted 23 January, 2022.
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11 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
58.5 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
I haven't slept in 6 days. The universe has been unfurled before me. I see everything. Time doesn't exist. Time and space are the same thing; time IS space. There is no difference. I've seen cycles upon cycles fractally; it's all so much simpler than we think.
Posted 23 July, 2021. Last edited 9 October, 2021.
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66.0 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
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Posted 12 July, 2021.
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