My name is Old Sancho, I am a jury, a liberator, and a savior, and this is my life's story. I was a happy latino man who had a great wife named Maria, the most beautiful women to ever live, and I helped rally and smuggle Mexicans across the boarder into the United States. One day in early May of 1999 the Italians had enough of such liberation and had given my wife and I some specialty noodle dishes. I was not a noodle man so I did not eat mine, but my wife did, and was struck by a massive heart attack from poision in the noodles. Now I seek revenge on the Italians and their specialty noodle dishes. All in the good name of my beloved, R.I.P. Maria.

I also like long walks on the beach.