Progresul realizărilor lui Bagel pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 24 dec. 2014 la 23:14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 25 dec. 2014 la 8:40

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 25 dec. 2014 la 9:10

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Obținută la 25 dec. 2014 la 9:24

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 24 dec. 2014 la 23:47

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 17:21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 5 ian. 2015 la 19:04

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 25 dec. 2014 la 9:01

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 21:01

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 20:31

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Obținută la 5 ian. 2015 la 19:07

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 24 dec. 2014 la 23:54

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 18:03

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 23 mai 2019 la 22:30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 23 mai 2019 la 20:24

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 25 dec. 2014 la 0:04

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 23 mai 2019 la 20:25

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Obținută la 5 ian. 2015 la 19:27

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Obținută la 23 mai 2019 la 20:19

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 25 dec. 2014 la 8:38

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 17:02

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 24 dec. 2014 la 23:20

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Obținută la 23 mai 2019 la 20:23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 22:05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 24 dec. 2014 la 23:26

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 17:27

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 24 dec. 2014 la 23:34

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 24 dec. 2014 la 23:44

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 24 dec. 2014 la 23:16

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 25 dec. 2014 la 8:43

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 17:29

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Obținută la 5 ian. 2015 la 19:20

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 20:56

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 17:51

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 17:28

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Obținută la 23 mai 2019 la 12:12

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 5 ian. 2015 la 19:40

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 20:07

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Obținută la 23 mai 2019 la 19:46

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Obținută la 23 mai 2019 la 19:58

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

23 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

25 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30