Recent reviews by Wario

Absolutely awesome game, it has everything you could want in a cozy game. Waifus, awesome soundtrack, bar chit chatting, making cocktails, and very cool art. I 100%'ed the game and have listened to the soundtrack many times.

Cons:
Main character is part French...

Breathing in the dark, lying on its side
The ruins of the dead painted with a scar
And the more I straighten out, the less it wants to try
The feelings start to rot one wink at a time

Oh
Forgiving who you are for what you stand to gain
Just know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
When you get out of bed, don't end up stranded
Horrified with each stone on the stage
My little dark age

Picking through the cards, knowing what's nearby
The carvings on the face say they find it hard
And the engine's failed again, all limits of disguise
The humor's not the same, coming from denial

Oh
I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
I know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
If you get out of bed and find me standing all alone
Open-eyed, burn the page
My little dark age
[Chorus 3]
I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
You know that if it hides, it doesn't go away
If I get out of bed, you'll see me standing all alone
Horrified on the stage
My little dark age

Giddy with delight, seeing what's to come
The image of the dead, dead ends in my mind

Policemen swear to God, love's seeping from the guns
I know my friends and I would probably turn and run
If you get out of bed, come find us heading for the bridge
Bring a stone, all the rage
My little dark age

I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
I know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
If you get out of bed and find me standing all alone
Open-eyed, burn the page
My little dark age

All alone, open-eyed
Burn the page, my little dark age

Based & Eroge pilled. P.S. Loli elf girl worst girl

Pretty solid game, lots of replayability as well as really interesting team comps. Really fun to play with friends, especially if they're the same skill level as you. The story mode is pretty good too, really good introduction for the newest character in the Dragon Ball Universe: Android 21.

Purged many Profligates while playing this game, didn't know crucifying people could be this fun. 10 Marks of Caesar out of 10

Press E to use the most important feature of the game

This game rewards you for shooting whip cream at a female zombie and taking a picture of its cleavage. 10/10

King Arthur's Gold is amazing! The multiplayer is action-packed and tides during the game can turn in an instance. The pixelated graphics inspired by Metal Slug are really cool especially if you're a classic gamer like me. So what are you waiting for, pick up your sword and shield and get back to the fray!

Bioshock is a masterpiece with an amazing story and smooth gameplay. In this FPS, besides the use of guns you can use special powers called Plasmids which can be used in many ways from shocking the enemy to manipulating the dreaded Big Daddy to help you when you're in a scrap. The story is deep and twisted, leaving you wondering who's the bad guy. In a nutshell, Bioshock is one of the best FPS that will ever exist.

Team Fortress 2 is one of the best FPS since the year it came out. It ceases to amaze me and its fanbase by constant updates and new hats and weapons. This game isn't like the typical FPS by including "classes", making some classes weaker in some areas and stronger in others. In short, Team Fortress 2 is another masterpiece made by Valve.