YES, I am a bear and YES I PLAY video games! In fact I play lots of games. One might say I'm a BEAR GAMER! No, you can not pet me ;)

If you want to play with me. We're going to need to set some things straight, so bear with me for a second:

1. Don't treat me any differently than other gamers just because I'm from a different species of mammals than you. Us bears had enough species segregation. I'm black, I'm wild, and I'm here to stay! Even though I happen to be more STRONG, WARM, and better FISHERMAN than you, doesn't mean I'm any more special! Compliments are always nice though :3

2. No jokes please! I know you're only fooling around when you say them, but it really makes me self conscious when it comes to your taste in, 'humour'!

3. Me being a bear, I'm difficult to figure out. Underneath all this layer of fat, and fur, is a wild beast waiting to be tamed. NO, I'm not there to control the game, nor be the center of attention, and be a petting zoo for everybody. NO, I'm not there, because *you're* there. NO, I'm not there to *get* with any of you. I'm there to PLAY the game, that's right, I said to PLAY the game.

Oh, one more thing! Do NOT send me any: msn invites, facebook requests, twitter requests, or any other social-media website invitations/requests please! Re-read rule #3 if you want to be reinformed why.

I'm a beaarrrrrrr gamer, don't hit on me silly grizzlies <3


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ღ☃ღ FAQ ღ☃ღ

Q. Are you really the blackest bear?
A. Yes.

Q. What if you met a bear that was blacker than you?
A. Not possible.