*going through the wall of fame with my wife and son*
Reads: "Random guy in a stream describing the streamer: Lily is the girl who you invite to dinner and then she farts louder than a fog horn but she never breaks eye contact because it's a dominance thing."
My son: Can we watch the movie

My son: *dead silence before this* my booty cheeks are rock hard.

Im already a lesbian in a barbershop

Me at Panda Express
Worker: Welcome to Panda Express, would you like to try the honey walnut shrimp today?
Me: No, but answer me one thing real quick. Do y’all have brown steamed rice?
Worker: Uh, let me check. ... Yes we do.
Me: Alright. I’m not mad, but I’m gonna go somewhere else.
Worker: Uh.. ok.

Turtlez: It would be ahellofalot cheaper.
Me: Yes
Turtlez: Where did my spaces go
Me: Honestly added to the whole idea of it being ahellofalot cheaper lol
Turtlez: Bananas
Turtlez: Bahamas
Me: Was that supposed to be bahaha
Me: Yes it was ♥♥♥♥♥
Turtlez: Bahahaha*
Me: Are you having difficulties

Me: Thanks Refrayne, you really know how to kick a man when it's down.
Refrayne: When IT'S down.

Turtlez: I'm having trouble speaking.
Me: How could I not get a vine reference
Turtlez: I should have known you'd know it because you used to tag them in me all the time.
Turtlez: I'm gonna stop now.

Turtlez: This dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ was hiding in the dirt by the tanker truck.
Me: Now that's either hit or miss whether or not you'd see ♥♥♥♥♥.
Turtlez: See ♥♥♥♥♥.
Me: Her, see her.
Turtlez: She's in a pink shirt!

Me: Most of my hours in-game are on Roller Toaster-
Refrayne: Roller Toaster Tycoon.

Kirrbs: I need to get a beaver
Me: Uhhh why?
Kirrbs: To collect wood fast
Me: I forgot you were playing ARK.

Me: I had Panda Express for dinner.
Turtlez: I'm lucky

Kirrbs: "I feel like everybody's been on the bad side of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at least once."
Phil: "Uh I like the POV Dog walking ones" - Phil 2017

Phan: What do you buy your money with?

"Second, stick that up my ass--" - Phil 2k17

"I smell like beef." - Kirrbs 2k17

"If her age is on the clock, she's old enough for the silicone ♥♥♥♥." - Izzy/Alcohalsey 2k17

"Three words.
Booty crack skittles.
I'll leave that one to the imagination.

That was one hell of a dare."

Me: "Do you ever just click your mouse to feel it." Drunk Madi 2k17

Refrayne: I'm running as fast as my little laggy legs will let me. *runs from killer, lagging* That's a rock. That's also a rock. Where am I going.

Refrayne: *playing meg with a laggy killer, hair lagging 4 feet behind her*
Me: your hair is gonna give you away
Me: calm your hair
Refrayne: My hair is calm, don't tell my hair to be calm.

Refrayne: *downed and spinning under killer* Can I help you? What's up. What's up. What are you doing? *gets picked up* Thank you.

Refrayne: I'm running as fast as my meg legs can. Meg legs.

Kirrbs: Omfg I know. I'm literally in bed like...its 10. Am I ok
Me:Same. But it's 9
Kirrbs:WHOOAOAAOAA LOOK AT MEEEE I'M MADI AND AN HOUR BEHINNNDDNDNDND
COOOOOOLIO
Me:Chiiiiiill
Kirrbs: did u just tell ur meme mama to chill
*You set the nickname for Kirrbs to meme mama.
Me: Yes actually

Random guy in a stream describing the streamer: Lily is the girl who you invite to dinner and then she farts louder than a fog horn but she never breaks eye contact because it's a dominance thing.

Kirrbs: Call me daddy

"Single mother...happily married." - Pilot 2k17

Kirrbs: "Remember when i didn't suck at this game?"
Me: "Yeah."

Drunk Kirrbs: Madi, you're not on my friends list.
Me: I'm in your game.
Drunk Kirrbs: *laughs uncontrollably*

Me: I think I've been being ignored.
LOLMan707: Oh shoot, drama. Where at?

Kirrbs: Why does it feel like 2009 was two years ago?
Me: I don't know because you're old as ♥♥♥♥.

"My graphics card is sweating" - Unknown playing Overwatch with 5 Mercy's and a Pharrah

"Wipe off ur eye boogies and get out there kiddo" - peptalks from Kirrbs 2k16

"My grandma does crosswords and she's like.. old." - Snoopi 2k17

"There's something in my hair. Oh. It's my headset." - Kirrbs 2k17

"Madi, if you were my cat, I'd lay on you. -pauses- Even if you weren't my cat, I'd still lay on you." - Kirrbs 2k17

"As far as anybody knows I was gay five minutes ago." -Me 2k17

"This conversation is so dark, it tried to mug me." - Shadow 2k17

"Yo, for Christmas my uncle got me a pocket addiction." - Kirrbs 2k17

*me talking about being on Tinder*
-Snoopi: You're a catfish.
-Me: I am not D:
-Me: 36 (36th person I've matched with)
-Snoopi: I was about to say jk but then you chimed in with another catch

"I hate when I toast my toast but they aren't toasty enough so I have to toast them more." - Kirrbs 2k16

"Did you get like a 50 on your IQ test because you seem really smart." -Cliffy

"She had 4 liters of puppies." -Dynastic

"I've gone sockless for the last few days" - Madi 2k16

"Tachanka is daddy" - Kirrbs 2k16

"Do you have a ♥♥♥♥ or a penis?" - Tyler 2k16

"It's only illegal if something happens" - Madi 2k16

"Oh lord Jesus Christ is my lord and my god and my friend and my grandpa" - Madi 2k16

"she said that he was a little lesbian but I heard that he was a she man and then there's nothing physically up there for it to follow" - Madi 2k16

"Grab ur gf by the hair tell her she look mad cute but ur anxiety killing u then tell her she looks cute like a sexual cat and take her out for ice cream at 12" - Kirrbs 2k16

-Me: I can't stop coughing
-Kirrbs: Noooo don't die. Actually, die because you already killed me. ♥♥♥♥♥.

-Royal: Are those banana flavored light bulbs?

"They made 12 different beeps and boops for Bastion." - Snoopi 2k16

"If you look at his face enough, it becomes a honey bun." - Snoopi 2k16

"Skins equal wins." - Royal 2k16

"I forget that cats can hear." - Kirrbs 2k16

"Discord is a pastry" - Drunk AF Kirrbs 2k16

"You wouldn't hook up with him for a Jesus herd?" - High Madi 2k16

"I'm literally moving my fingers so fast, how have I not gotten off yet?" - Kirrbs 2k16

"I don't find any newborn attractive" - Kirrbs 2k16

"I lost my highlighter I'm all hot-and-bothered over here." - Kirrbs 2k16

"omg u turd lord im not opening that PM cuz i know whats it is about get ur nugget ass in here" - Kirrbs 2k16

Sydney: Madi...? Do you ever just feel like a special ed student, and people are too nice to tell you?