Have you bought this game yet? No?

Well what are you waiting for? ... You wanna know why you should buy this? Okay, seriously?

Imagine this. I have this one gun, right? It's a shotgun. That shoots cannon balls. Made of fire. And alien plasma. ALIEN PLASMA CANNON.

Yeah, that's a thing. So are EMP rocket launchers, guns you throw instead of reload and make them explode, lasers and sh- stuff. Go buy it.

Have you bought this game yet? No? Well what are you waiting for? ... You wanna know why you should buy this? Okay, seriously? Imagine this. I have this one gun, right? It's a shotgun. That shoots cannon balls. Made of fire. And alien plasma. ALIEN PLASMA CANNON. Yeah, that's a thing. So are EMP rocket launchers, guns you throw instead of reload and make them explode, lasers and sh- stuff. Go buy it.