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Recent reviews by Chromocus

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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
This ♥♥♥♥ is like Unreal Tournament but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and Unreal Tournament is also free so just play that instead. this smells.
Posted 10 October, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
21.0 hrs on record (20.8 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ game died by zombie
Posted 10 December, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
294.7 hrs on record (51.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>bought game on sale thinking it looked cool
>looted a dead guy with my friends
>got pretty geared
>decided to explore the wonderful nature in this game
>settle by a small lake with trees up a hill
>start chopping wood for base
>had almost finished it
>chopping wood for last two pieces of wall
>boom
>YOU HAVE DIED
>after you die you hear the surroundings
>some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ killed me 300 miles from any city and stole all i had except a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wheel which he nicely left in my box in my unfinished house
>spawn far away but decide to run up there and see if my body hasnt despawned
>it despawned
>he is still around
>follow him yelling for my ♥♥♥♥ back
>i have a hatchet
>he has two guns loaded
>he runs away like a ♥♥♥♥♥
>follow him into a bush
>he dissapears
>HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COMBAT LOGGED ME WHEN I HAD A HATCHET



Conclusion of this long ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ story is that the game is beautiful and really nice and exciting to explore but dying with full gear wants me to pick my eyes out with a fork.
Posted 10 July, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.3 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
lul got banned cuz hax , ♥♥♥♥ game i rate 10/10
Posted 29 July, 2015.
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1,828.8 hrs on record (246.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
nice game such wow, cheap = good , nice cool
Posted 26 July, 2014.
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