I've had this Steam account for quite a while now, so I've decided to make my profile summary into a sort of "Time Capsule", meaning most of the stuff you'll read here is years old from when I first started PC gaming. I've had this account for a pretty long time, I created in middle school and as I'm writing this I'm an adult now fresh out of HighSchool. I'm not planning on retiring this account anytime soon, but I do want to keep adding on to the memorys I have on this platform. From my early CS 1.6 and GMOD days to CS:GO and PUBG. Nowadays I just play Rainbow Six Seige and barely touch anything else in my Library. If you read all this I thank you for listening to me rant about needles things. Here's to many more years of gaming with friends!

-_-_-_-_-_- HAIL RAATMA -_-_-_-_-_-

~Tell Me I'm Pretty!~


-Welcome to my profile-

My name is Brendan and I enjoy playing game's casually and competitively.
I enjoy both the same. I like to watch Anime and that is what most of my profile pics are from.

*Trying to explain streaming a TV show to a 96 year old* - "It's like wanting to read a book, and I'm giving you the pages as you read" - Bren/me --- "Put that on your profile, so you have a quote" - Jspinski


"Stable is a laughable term." - me, about myself

""Benis Gobler, Moblin the Goblin"" - Jspinski

"Dodge Swinger 1973, Top Down, Chassis Low." - Spacegrass - Clutch

"I got a tall boy and my name is Brendan." - Jspinski, about me.

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"Can I smoke the Marijuanas via Bluetooth?" - Luci

"My personality is like I'm on drugs so I'm always lit."-August.

NUPTUP WILL DEVOUR ALL! -Quisse

"Incest is pretty cool" -Thomas

"Can I blow the rapier?" -Also Thomas

"I can be a raging Queer and not be gay" -Quisse

All the gay ♥♥♥♥ -Christian

"I'm not even flexing my ♥♥♥♥ on these fools! - Loocoo

"7 Billion Narcissists living on a rock"- Rameen

"My feet are weird, but that's a unique feat. See get it!" - Jspinski

"When she says that's the wrong hole. SECRET TUNNEL!" - Also Jspinski

"She called me a glizzy guzzling goblin." - Marie

"Also got cat food for the bloods." - Marie

"I'm mad, I fell asleep this morning." - Marie, in a conversation w me about dab bangers.

"When the beat drops, I'm going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill myself!" - Civilian, Cruelty Squad

"Nice try, Bozo. Rest in piss, you will not be missed."

"You Never Know True Power, Until You've Tasted The Testicles of The Man That Wronged You." - Some random ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ movie.






-My VAC Ban-
My VAC ban is on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 for "having too much fun" if you know what I mean. I have not hacked in a game since and the ban took place over 5 years ago.(I was a young kid)