After a good game of csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, it turned out that it's actually a GIRL! (we never VC'ed) she pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt sharp pain in my neck, felt dizzy and that's the last thing I remember. I woke up and checked my phone, turned out 5 days had passed. -rep i don't know what happened.

zippy come home </3