Recent reviews by Tezract

Super fun game and the content keeps coming!

-Spawned in the game for my very first time
-Cried a bit since the game runs pretty bad (Though I know it will get better, but it is still playable)
-Started learning controls and running around
-Saw a big rock and thought "Nice, maybe I can use this as a weapon!"
-Upon closer inspection, it was Dinosaur Poop
-Thought I could maybe throw poop at other people or Dinosaurs
-Couldn't figure out how to equip poop
-Clicked on poop in inventory, clicked "Use Item"
-By clicking on "Use Item", I thought it would allow me to put it in my hand, to wield the poop
-Apparently that made me eat the poop
-Died from poop

Note to self: Do not click "Use Item" on Poop or other dangerous items.


UPDATE: A fellow "Gamer" messaged me and complained this wasn't a review and "Reported" me because of it.

So specifically to that person, and to anyone else who has no sense of humor, here is a review.

REVIEW: The game is fun. It has Dinosaurs. It has Poop. You have big poops and small poops. I can poop and my dinosaur can poop next to me. Or i can ride him and make him poop.

Game doesn't run the best of course. Highest amount of frames I get is 30 with a mix of settings, but mainly everything on Medium, with some Ultra.

Will you like this game?
Yes, if you like dinosaurs, base building and pooping.

Stop talking about poop, will i like this game?
Yes, if you like dinosaurs.

Stop talking about dinosaurs, will I like this game?
Yes, you can poop.

-My friend was doing some business on the toilet in his room.
-I also had to go to the restroom.
-I killed him with a pot.
-I proceeded to use the toilet.
-Friend yelled at me because he didn't finish pooping
-Found my friend again and trapped him in a room
-Killed him again with a Tommy Gun for yelling at me

10/10 would kill for toilet again.

I don't know why some people don't like this game, it's very fun and very easy. I can literally take any weapon, turn a corner, look at my enemy..BAM. DEAD. Oh what's what? Another one behind me? BAM! DEAD! Out of the whole time playing this game so far, I haven't died more than once, the only time I died was when I was near a group and I suicide with a grenade and got a multi-kill, so it was basically worth.




















I'm telling you, killing chickens are so easy.

Oh wait, we aren't supposed to kill just the chickens..that explains a lot. Let me change my review a bit then..

I completely suck at the game, so not much to say there, though when I play against others it seems as though they have super powers/hacks/living in mom's basement skills.

Some people have lighting reflexes. (Obviously the Flash has some explaining to do)
Some people hack, just because they can.
Some people have s*** buckets, who never leave their room and play 24/7.
Some people are the 12 year olds who mic spam and yell into the mic in casuals.
Some people are the mediocre, who have their good and their bad times.

And then there's me..at the bottom of the team every game and the one who is trying his best not to cry..a lot..

But hey! I still enjoy it with friends! Even if I do almost drag them down with me!