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Smoking Marijuana, Eating Cheetos, And Masturbating Do Not Constitute Plans In My Book

Some dude came up to me at a grocery store in Florida yesterday. He must've weighed as much as the bus he came in, and I could smell him from across the store. He told me how cool it was to meet me in person, and that he didn't want to bother me, but had his phone in his hand on the camera app already. I could barely hold back the vomit from the smell as I criticized him for his hypocrisy. He "quickly" did a 180 and walked away. I chuckled a bit as he walked away, but felt bad for him slightly as his life must be pretty ♥♥♥♥ judging by the full diaper you could see as he walked off.

I saw tevran at a grocery store in Florida yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.