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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
70.7 hrs on record (67.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A hopeless romantic all my life💖🤔
Surrounded by couples all the time🙄
I guess I should take it as a siiiign❤️
I'm feeling lonely 😭
Oh I wish I'd find a lover that could hold me🤗
Now I'm crying in my room🥹
So skeptical of love 💕
But still I want it more, more, more♥️
I gave a second chance to cupid💘
Posted 1 August, 2023.
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21.6 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
🛑Haltet ABSTAND von der HausWIRTIN🛑
Meine Frau und ich haben nach einem wochenlangem Aufenthalt folgendes als Bewertung abzugeben:
Wir haben das Erotik-Zimmer und das Holzhacker-Zimmer gebucht, da wir viel Gutes von diesem Hotel gehört haben.
Schon am Tag der Ankunft stellten wir fest, dass die Zimmer recht ungepflegt und ungeputzt waren. Die ersten zwei Nächte haben wir im Erotik-Zimmer verbracht.
⛔Das BETT war versaut⛔Da wir jetzt nicht sagen wollen, was wir sagen könnten, sagen wir jetzt einfach, dass die Putzfrau oder auch der Praktikant mit Downsyndrom und grauen Haaren (Er ist nicht zum Übersehen) eine bessere Arbeit beim Putzen leisten könnte. Die erotischen Motive kamen uns nicht so erregend vor.
Außerdem wurde uns das Candlelight-Dinner zwei mal zu viel verrechnet (Wahrscheinlich war der Praktikant verantwortlich).
Sonst war die Übernachtung im Erotik-Zimmer nichts zum Nachhauseschreiben aber so schlecht war es dann auch nicht.
Jetzt das Holzhacker-Zimmer.
Vorweg, eine kleine Vorwarnung:
🚫Das Plumbsklo hat GESCHIMMELT🚫
Wir waren nicht sehr überzeugt von dem Konzept diesen Zimmers. Mit der Säge war auch nichts zum Sägen da, welches uns sehr verwundert hat, da dies das Motto von diesem Zimmer war. Gerochen hat es nach Schimmel und Schweiß (Wahrscheinlich hat der Praktikant ein bisschen zu viel angestrengt beim Putzen). Wie am Anfang gesagt, haltet euch von der Hauswirtin fern. Wenn sie einen schlechten Tag hat (welches häufig vorkommt) verrechnet sie euch ein wässriges Viertel Hillinger Flat Lake zum doppelten Preis und ignoriert das Türblatt auf dem steht, dass man nicht stören soll, komplett.
Eines Abends im Erotik-Zimmer ist die Hauswirtin mitten in der Nacht, als ich und meine Frau ein bisschen Bettsport betrieben haben, ins Zimmer gekommen und wollte uns ein Bierbad verkaufen, welches wir eines Tages zuvor sowieso schon gemietet haben und meine Frau fast darin ertrunken hatte.
Zum Fazit:
Wenn möglich, die Hauswirtin und den Praktikanten meiden.
Nur der Hausherr ist unterhalsam (Es gibt spezielle Gerüchte).
Posted 4 July, 2023.
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151.5 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Very good for Hollywood

Elias L........ Out.
Posted 20 January, 2023.
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7.6 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Ja eigentlichfind ich es nicht schlecht aber es bekommt keine updates mehr
Posted 3 October, 2022.
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2,447.2 hrs on record (820.2 hrs at review time)
its a very interresting game because my friend has more then 3000 hours in it
Posted 11 July, 2022.
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202.6 hrs on record (117.7 hrs at review time)
yo mom was bussin it back for that ♥♥♥♥♥ sandy cheeks because she was gon give her a TI-84 calculator
if she did it so she could conquor the world dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥ yo mom created the letter O because she
saw the moon and started meditating dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥ she fell into sleep paralysis, and her sleep paralysis
demon was a water battle, with the top off ♥♥♥♥♥ ass boi ♥♥♥♥ is you saying ♥♥♥♥♥ you are a legendary
pokemon trainer you beat Ash's pikachu by staring at his tail, dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥ that's why yo Auntie know
the secret art of Spinjitsu, her ass can jump up in the air, kill 800 ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and fall back to the ground in
0.0004 seconds ♥♥♥♥♥ yo auntie scary as ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is you saying that's why yo granddad got
assassinated by a poisonous venus fly trap in south dekota on top of a Ice Cream truck while
he was charging his chakra dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥ yo great grandma created basketball, because she
picked up a rock, and threw it through the middle of a lifesaver ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥ you stupid as ♥♥♥♥
that's why yo granddad is an experienced agar.io player and he solotricked Donald Trump and gained
439,543 mass and started giving away all his mass to everyone in the game with a number in they name
dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥ yo mom was on a airplane, and she banged her head against the glass, broke
the window, jumped out, and landed on a trampoline and she bounced back up to the airplane,
sat down, and pulled out a toolbox, and started fixing the airplane dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥ you stupid as
♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ is you saying ♥♥♥♥♥ you are horrible ♥♥♥♥♥ yo granddad is the best space conservationist
in the world ♥♥♥♥♥ he made 84 couches, fit inside of a bathroom dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is you saying ♥♥♥♥♥
you retarded as ♥♥♥♥ yo girlfriend is Sakura so she beats the ♥♥♥♥ out of you whenever you don't
acknowledge her dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥ boy ♥♥♥♥ is you saying ♥♥♥♥♥ you quit gaming, becuz that ♥♥♥♥♥
YBN Nahmir, gave yo mom a cheeseburger, you saw that ♥♥♥♥ ain't have no meat on that ♥♥♥♥, yo ass
awakened yo sharingan and put that ♥♥♥♥♥ into Sleep Paralysis, dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥ boy you ugly as ♥♥♥♥, yo grandma 360 noscoped Ninja and Tfue ina fortnite prelobby match on accident, and he banned her account for allegid stream sniping ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is you saying ♥♥♥♥♥ yo mom was twerking her ass on top of the london bridge, just so she could make ♥♥♥♥♥♥ throw nickels at her, and when she saw the nickels ain't have Theodore Rosevelts face on it, she strated panicing, her ass realized she wasn't in the same Country no more dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥ you retarded as ♥♥♥♥, im on yo ass now ♥♥♥♥♥ you own a gold fish and a alligator, and yo fish ate yo alligator and transformed into a BeyBlade dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥ because little did you know, that was nemo from finding nemo ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥ you stupid as ♥♥♥♥, on yo ass for real ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is you saying ♥♥♥♥♥ yo mom got a bottle of dioxyribo nucleic acid, sitting on the top of her chimney, and whenever it comes in contact with steam, it spawns satan dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥, yo mom is a top tier architect, she created the london bridge dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥ your mother is the worst cook in the world she made a lasagna spaghetti flavoured cake for
Gordon Ramsey and he ♥♥♥♥♥ slapped her with a dirty spatula boy you ugly as ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥ whenever you get into void vc's you fake having an echo by repeating yoself 3 times after
you say something ♥♥♥♥♥ your now known as the dungeon packer boy you ugly as ♥♥♥♥
Posted 11 July, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
82.2 hrs on record (78.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Grrrrrr
Posted 11 July, 2022.
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17.8 hrs on record
Dieses Spiel ist eigentlich ganz gut aber ich spüre jede sekunde die ich das spiel spiele das ich dicker werde
Posted 11 July, 2022.
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17.8 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Depression owns me
Posted 14 May, 2022.
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13.3 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
very good
Posted 8 May, 2022.
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