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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
578.5 hrs on record (274.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A friend finally convinced me to say the most weeb thing I could think of just to get a picture of the ghost.
> "OWO Show me your lewds, desu!"
Immediately hunts, and I'm killed by the ghost. Friend takes a picture of my dead body instead.

I certainly deserved it.

In all seriousness though, for an early access, it's a great game with almost daily updates on the Beta Branch. It is perfectly playable and the bugs are minor and non-game breaking. It's a fantastic game. Would highly recommend.
Posted 2 March, 2021.
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0.6 hrs on record
Complete load of bollocks.
Posted 14 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
I absolutely do not recommend this game or the company.

Their idea of a "Full Release" is a game that was in Early Access and had not been updated for two years, it even still says Alpha on the menu screen. Hell, some of the stuff in the game still lists it as Paragon. It's lazy.

Clearly a money grab. Don't waste your money.
Posted 28 January, 2018.
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0.5 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is shockingly poor quality, hard to pick up, and horribly balanced. The Voices sound like they were recorded in some one's bedroom, and in game the voices are drowned out by other sound. All in all the game looks, feels and operates like it was built in 2002 for Play Station.
Posted 21 January, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
305.5 hrs on record (282.2 hrs at review time)
This game used to be fun. I have many memories of meeting new people on it and enjoying the game with them, ever since shortly after the Hoxton Breakout however it seems they release half-arsed DLCs, every other month which don't add an awful lot to the game, and now they're going back on promises and introducing microtransactions, stripping modding and effing people over left and right as well as censoring reviews, discussion and the like. There are other much nicely written reviews on this that pretty much says what I think on the subject. This is a just a TL;DR version of it.
Posted 16 October, 2015. Last edited 16 October, 2015.
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0.2 hrs on record
Would I buy this? No.
Could you pay me to continue playing it? No.
Will I continue "Beta" testing it? Not a chance in hell.

I remember the day when I used to look forward playing Call of Duty...
Posted 29 August, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I was way too harsh previously. As I promised I've updated this review now I know what the problem was. For an Alpha it's not half bad at all. I somewhat look forward to playing this on the full release. I'd like to see a tutorial section as I had next to no idea what I was doing, what the keys were but I did help an ally blow an enemy vessel to dust. :D

If it's already there then I suspect I missed it :/ if not perhaps it's something to look to. Like I'd get "Upgrade availible" and I didn't know what do with it, how to apply it and such. But I think the game holds a lot of promise, and I look forward to seeing it when it's fully released.

Old Review:
"Our servers are currently down, please try again later." and then CTD's. So I'm assuming this game is an online only game, and the servers don't work.

Wow, I can see why is game is "Free for the weekend and you get to keep it."

If I ever get in I'll update the review.
Posted 16 April, 2015. Last edited 16 April, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
125.6 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I wrongly assumed it was another Minecraft/Infiniminer rip-off. Whilst some elements are similar it's a very different game with a whole lot of potential not bad for Early Access/Alpha at all, glad my impulsive spending can help furthering the Development of this game. :D
Posted 4 November, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.5 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
It was an awesome game and totally replayable if you like a Linear story line in a somewhat sandbox game. There was some audible dialog repeating going on but the comedy factor was strong throughout. Good to see old things which was clevery intrigrated with the otherall story line.
Posted 21 March, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
92.5 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
I personally find this game oddly relaxing, It comes with it's own real life, real radiostations (Internet Streams, so requires a connection to the net) or you can play MP3s and such.

I find the driving mechanics to be a little clunky and slow. But then I AM driving a simulated lorry or "Truck".

It's amazing really how an Indie game can be so well throught out. Truck Simulator 2, SOUNDs boring, and if you're a big fan of action then sure it probably is. But if you're after something to play, and relax to then this is probably a sound investment for you. It was for me. *Actual results may vary.

My favourate radio station is EKR Rock Radio.
Posted 31 December, 2013.
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