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Recent reviews by Teksauce

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315.9 hrs on record (170.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Highly addictive game beware , I always come back to this game and always end up losing hours of my life on it.

probably the most in depth zombie survival game out there, actually IT IS the deepest game out there,
if you have and idea of a base, you can build it, and i mean it. from a cup on a counter to a plushie in a corner to bullet laying on a table , everything , there's plenty of mod and i mean a TON of mods.
each update bring something even better than the last, truly a work of art and a passion project from these guys.

i cannot wait to go back in but first i need to eat something a take a breather >_<
it's just too good man, dayz doesn't even touch project zomboid ,

if you are thinking about buying it please PLEASE do youself a favor and buy it and play it , it's awesome believe me
Posted 13 February, 2023.
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1.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
it's like if a 5 years old trew their favorite mecanics together and called it a day, not wondering if everything fit together.

I WAS HERE BEFORE THIS GAME FAILED

Posted 2 May, 2021.
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18.0 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
this is basically heroin in video games form
Posted 25 April, 2021.
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2.5 hrs on record
kinda meh honestly
-story isn't that engaging,
-gunplay isn't the best
-can't really interect with other human, they're honestly has baindead as the zombies
i litteraly saw 2 dudes walk over some zombies and right there and then shoot one of their friend right in the head what the ♥♥♥♥
- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zombie spawn right behind you
- iv'e never seen screwdriver and guns weak as this game represent them

yeah i dunno after playing boneworks this really just feels kinda meh
Posted 23 January, 2021.
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13.9 hrs on record
WOWWWW the end got me on my assssss mannnn that's an amazing ending.

i still think mafia 2 is the best though
Posted 10 October, 2020.
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1.7 hrs on record
I don't normally review games but damn if I can spare someone playing this trash, i can consider my good deed of the day done,

the only diyng iv'e done was of boredom, challenging doesn't mean shooting enless wave on mommies at me damn, with puzzle i couln't care less.

seriously feel bad to whoever bought this full price got it in my humble choice and I feel ripped off, I was ready to open my gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to the mommies so they can end my terrible experience

10/10 wouldn't recommend
Posted 6 September, 2020.
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39.1 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I think I've ♥♥♥♥ myself more than i can count, the adrenaline, the pure fear I've got I'm not done yet but holy balls, please capcom keep going that direction you've done amazingly well, Must buy for any major fan of the old re, its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing
Posted 26 January, 2019.
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104.8 hrs on record (24.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A must buy for anybody who likes simulation, team managing, city builders to the sims even. A wonderful game that I became addicted to.
To the ui, to the project team manager (Man do I love that feature).
To the massive server room in the basement of my massive 800 Million company that a build from the ground up.

Everything is so well pieced together it's a massive game.Iv'e got more time played in this than the last 10 triple A games i've bought in the last 6 years.
You can see the future of this game on his website, a really good dev who cares about our opinions.
you can actually tell him about an idea tat could possibly make this game even better.

For 12 bucks 12 DOLLARS you can't possibly go wrong.
I recommend this to everybody, Anybody. Support this wonderful guy and is wonderful game















pls call help I can stop playing thank you
Posted 27 September, 2017. Last edited 9 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Don't buy this piece of ♥♥♥♥ won't even load the menu's I can't play the damn thing what a shame it looked good, I guess i won't ever know
Posted 22 May, 2017.
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2 people found this review funny
9.0 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Must buy i nearly died of laught while earing my friend laughing is ass off when my car is rolling away from me

10/10 would die again
Posted 20 January, 2016.
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