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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 8:36pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:58pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:58pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:58pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:52pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:58pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:01am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:26am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:48pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 9:58am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:56pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 2:42pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:53am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:55am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:51pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:58pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:02pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:58pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:27pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:18pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:04pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:58pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:58pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:08pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:03pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 5:13pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:26pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:35pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:31pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 9:23am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 9:23am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 9:23am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:27pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:55pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 9:42am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:00pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 1:12pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 1:12pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:57am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:41pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:57pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:44pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:28pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:12pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:38pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:47am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 1:12pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:00pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:27pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:34am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:34am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:30am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:35am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 9:09am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:34am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:53am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:46pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 4:21am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 6:32am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May @ 9:30am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May @ 9:30am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 8:26pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:13pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:43pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:44pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:00pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:13am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:30am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:35am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 9:09am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:27am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:34am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:43am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 5:25pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:34am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 5:22pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 7:26pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:55pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 2:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:06pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 9:35am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 9:47pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:34am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:27am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:34am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:43am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:42pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 5:25pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 3:58pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:45pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 9:57am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:13pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:12am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:12am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:55pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:37pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 7:16pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 7:53pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:35am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:35am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 10:26am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 10:26am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:13pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:18am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:56pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:42pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 10:26am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:58pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:31pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:51am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:51am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:17am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 11:08am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:18am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:37pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:49pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 9:28am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 10:27am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 8:53am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:54pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 9:28am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 10:27am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:13pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:21pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:12pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 10:42am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:34am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:43am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:57pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 6:08pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:13pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 4:21am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:23pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:03pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:55pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 9:35am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:29pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:34am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:19pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 3:58pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:20pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 10:27am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:36pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 4:32pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 4:55pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 11:07am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:02pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 10:27am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:58pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 4:23pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:01pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 4:25pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:54pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 8:44am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:16pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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