YO!YO!オレMC直樹
毛だらけの不潔なラッパー
面会時間　９時から６時
誰もが楽しい　パーティータイム

親族の方　ご友人の方
渋谷の奴なら　大歓迎だぜ

(Translation)
YO!YO! I'm MC Naoki
I'm a hairy and filthy rapper
Visiting time is from 9 to 18
Everyone is having fun, like it's party time
A warm welcome to your family and friends
Especially those from Shibuya



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