-rep low with cheats

signed by talkycoder

Why aren't you answering my calls? I told you I didn't mean to spill all my spaghetti on your dad at dinner last saturday :( please respond

My Dear Lady Disdain,

Please send me thy nudes. Yes, my eyes are not worthy to lay feast on thy meticulously crafted body, and I know that. You are a goddess above all Gods. I beg you, not ask, for just one nude photograph. It takes no more than twenty seconds. I hope my eternal state of euphoria is worth twenty seconds of your time. My life's purpose would truly be completed if I could just receive a glimpse of your beautiful, exposed body.

As you make your decision, keep in mind how sad, desperate and pathetic I am. I am nothing while you are everything.

Sincerely,

Thy Simp

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