oh your japanese! Sugoi! Sugoi Desu nee!

Takeshi is the LOUDEST, MOST DISGUSTING EATER I HAVE EVER MET. THIS DUDE SLURPS AND SNARFS AND SCARFS AND GAGS AND MOANS when he eats. I swear to god, it is the most abhorrent noise I have ever heard out of a human being. I’d rather Takeshi constantly have LOUD SEX IN THE ROOM than endure this. He smacks his lips so much and so often it sounds like he’s giving someone a SUPER SLOPPY BLOWJOB WITH HIS MOUTH FULL O RAMEN NOODLES. If my airpods didn’t have noise canceling, I’d have thrown myself out of the window by now. I have no idea if this dude is self aware or not (probably not). It’s so incredibly disgusting

Very handsome man, I can concur

takeshis meat! (real)

Takeshers

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