Recent reviews by T.R.F.

Ahh good ol' CS:GO, so many memories.
Where I learned that my mom must be a child molester because every 12 year old has run a train on her, last night at that.

Where to begin with this masterpiece of a game made by the same people who brought us Team Fortress Hat Collector?

For starters you get the best servers in the world to play on, 64 whopping ticks! Yeah thats even more than 63 ticks!

It has amazing graphics, third only to Counter strike condition Zero and pong.

Bots have tremendous skill, often killing an enemy in as little as 49 seconds after seeing them. Thats even faster than 57% of DMG players in NA!

Speaking of competitive ranking I have to say that it's kind of broken, whenever I go on youtube and see people complaining about being in silver they always say they're wayyyyyy better than silver. I have to assume thats true since it's on the internet and they all have rally expensive skins therefore I am formally requesting Valve to bump them to Global Elite. Valve Please Fix.

In comparison to previous counter strike games it's better in everyway, those didn't have skins so they ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucked! Now I can have a really cool knife to hold while I try to b-hop awkwardly and slow myslef down. Knives not your thing? buy yourself a P250 Sand Dune and watch everyone gasp at the rare skin you have, Dragonlores are for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You'll have flocks of people wanting to be your friend, so many that you'll even have robots sending you links to all the cool stuff they want to trade! If you have any money at all you can go on twitch, open crates, yell obnoxiously loud and make thousands of friends instantly and that doesn't even include the skill the new skins will give you either. Ever since I got my P250 Sand Dune I've gotten picked up by NiP, Fnatic, and mouz. The only problem is all the skins also make your ♥♥♥♥ bigger, I can no longer buy skins as my doctor told me my ♥♥♥♥ may burst upon purchasing one more.

EDIT: My penis has exploded, I needed that Glock grinder though. I now plan on getting breast implats and streaming as a grill to feed my skin addiction and be super twitch famous.

11/10 Would let penis explode again for another P250 Sand Dune on Counter Strike Global Skin Simulator