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Why I Quit Pissing in The Sink - My Story
For a time, I was an avid sinkpisser. I probably went over a year without pissing in the potty. It was so easy to unbuckle my pants, and let that meat log hit the edge of the bowl with a smack. The sink was always perfect pissing height too. No splash. But then I started running into problems that threatened the longevity of the piss. You see, I would shut the drain hatch, so I could look upon my creation. One time I even pissed blood. But the white bowl white start to get these stains on the inside. I could never explain this if my parents asked. To this day, there are stains, and I must confess I have largely given up the sinkpissing ways. I do however, still do it in public bathrooms or if I'm at someone else's house, so I guess I didn't entirely quit. This is my story.

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i want to segregate africa

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My life changing journey of becoming vegan.
After the first week of being vegan I woke up ripped. My toes had so much muscle mass they looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger. My biceps were so heavy I wouldn’t be able to lift them if I wasn’t vegan. My neck had become a pyramid of muscle and vein and I was so strong I didn’t need to take my car to work, I just walked there and the city moved underneath me somehow. After the second week I laid an egg and out popped a smaller version of me. I took him with me everywhere and together we laughed at meat eaters and bashed the skulls of school children eating Lunchables. Finally on the third week I transformed into an ascended being, I shredded my human form and became a beautiful celestial piece of broccoli. Now I move across the universe blessing worlds with my wisdom of all things. I am officially a vegan.

My life changing journey of becoming vegan.
After the first week of being vegan I woke up ripped. My toes had so much muscle mass they looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger. My biceps were so heavy I wouldn’t be able to lift them if I wasn’t vegan. My neck had become a pyramid of muscle and vein and I was so strong I didn’t need to take my car to work, I just walked there and the city moved underneath me somehow. After the second week I laid an egg and out popped a smaller version of me. I took him with me everywhere and together we laughed at meat eaters and bashed the skulls of school children eating Lunchables. Finally on the third week I transformed into an ascended being, I shredded my human form and became a beautiful celestial piece of broccoli. Now I move across the universe blessing worlds with my wisdom of all things. I am officially a vegan.

Man i remember when i used to be like you: sad, pathetic, and lonely. you seriously need to stop playing games and start doing life. i go to parties every night, and everytime i go to a party i always leave with a different girl, i can get all the ladies while YOU are just sitting your lonely A$$ over there, as matter of fact i'm literally having to wear diapers right now just to prevent myself from completely $hitting all over you.... oh? what's that? My Deepest apologies, But the nerve receptors in the auditory center of my brain couldn't comprehend what you were trying to communicate to me due to the fact that I have the Apple® Airpods™ from 2016 blocking any flow of sound waves from outside my ear from getting in. stop focusing on little games, its sad.

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Hey there Sir Tom (pronouns unknown). I am a big fan of your LGBTQ+ work in the Congo......! I really appreciate you informing those african children of the 64 valid genders and pronouns. Seriously it was inspirational seeing you save me from being called a boy instead of my prefered gender. Anyway I owe you a new tesla.

hey there tom! big fan, i saw you love fortnite and that really appealed to me haha!! i love some good fortnite gaming. we should catch up sometime and game together if youd like... id really like it *winks at you* we could watch ninja and shroud together and have a really nice time, it would be so fun!!! fortnite is so good and im glad to have found somebody who loves it as much as me. *tips fedora* owo hahaha, fortnite am i right?? we could eat some vegan friendly food together too, if youd kindly stay for the night... jkjk unless? haha!!! xoxo

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hey mr tom ee from taz mania, saw that collab with ninja and shroud just wanna say i loved it! we should squad up sometimes... haha anyways thanks for saving my life in that car crash and generously giving my family those millions of dollars. Really proud of all of the lives you saved in the bombings last year and for saving that women and her baby from being kidnapped.

You placed Silver 3 ? haha, i placed lem with my eyes closed bro, fragged out and mvp'd every game and i didn't even realise half the time. really, i didn't even break a sweat, felt like a walk in the park ... idk why you kids keep saying the game is full of cheaters haha, i guess i'm just that good oh well :).. But Yea ! squad up with me, then you'll realise how easy this game can be when someone else does all the work for you. love your L's Streak on faceit btw, looks like a solid hot train of L's.

i'm a professional Weeb $hitposter I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Weeb Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 4Ch4n Normies, I have over 300 Viral Memes all over the internet, a PHD in weebery and Animemes knowledge and relevance, i also studied the Dimensional theory from Stiens Gate and debated it against steven hawking's studies of the dark matter, gave those casual scientists a taste of ANIME, I Can Be Anywhere, Anytime, For i have mastered the Art of ninjutsu after watching the show known as naruto for over 420 times and after observing every single move, act, hand sign, breath, the characters do i was able to actually unlock my chakra gates and now i can use ninjutsu at ease, i've also managed to learn breathing techniques as shown and demonstrated in demon's slayer and now i can use the breath of sun with no issues what so not, i've also mastered the japanese language solely through watching anime,So you better watch out for me losers.

kissma balls

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