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30 of 44 (68%) achievements earned:
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Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 4:39pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 4:48pm

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 5:27pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 5:06pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 4:38pm

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 4:41pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 6:57pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 4:35pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 4:41pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2020 @ 10:27am

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 5:20pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 4:44pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 4:48pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 4:34pm

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 12:00pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 2:20pm



This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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